"Hey whats up?"

"Oh... not much... listening to crimson grail... shoving my finger up my butt... jackin off.... you know"

"...no, i dont know"

What, like the Eiffel Tower or the Berlin Wall or something? Racist.

He meant Russians.

This guy I know said that his girlfriend put a Kruschev action figure up his butt during sex once, and it was awesome.

It was awesome eh? so this guy, it couldn't happen to be you could it? haha
I'd class anything passing through the butt the wrong way to be a foreign object!

If there's anything guaranteed to go into multiple pages on this board, it's a Butt Sex thread.

you should've given each other wet willies while doing the finger in butt thing.

orgasm + eargasm = :-)

Hahaha Kruschev action figure..

i would never let any girl near my ass.
she just doesn't belong there.
i hate watching porn where a dudes getting his asshole licked.. its like wtf..
and i know i'm not alone in saying this.
a girl just doesn't belong down there and i don't need her down there to get off.
that's what her pussy's for.

She sounds like a keeper atsonicpark.

My ex girlfriend. A lighter and a trophy. No joke.

But it felt good? I've had that for medical checks, but found it terribly uncomfortable

good for you; don't overdo it now...

Good advice, save it for special occasions.

Wow, the members here are pretty lewd.

I'm on the puritan side of the internet, dontcha know.

Lotsa straight guys like it up the ass, someone on this board likes to get pegged.

You obviously have never read my multiple statements about being a virgin or Savage Clone's constant reminders that I am one have you?

nNow that I have your attention with this thread, I'll just ask on here instead of starting a new thread.. what makes a good prog rock song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

:)

Gerbils? Penises?

He's not gay, porkie.

Mars Volta Does!!! Yeah@!!