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noumenal 03.22.2006 03:01 PM

Sodomy: Blow-jobs and Butt-pokin'
 
I have a lot to say about these matters, but I'm busy writing a paper now. Discuss. I'll be back later.

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 03:07 PM

Haha. Ok.

Buttzsex!

Savage Clone 03.22.2006 03:08 PM

Too soon for another butt sex thread!

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 03:09 PM

It's never too soon for buttsex.

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 03:13 PM

You have the best screename I've ever seen.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.22.2006 05:34 PM

I'm not into butt sex. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal. Sure, butts are cute, but rectums are not. Vulvas are much prettier.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 03.22.2006 05:36 PM

ove r ated

porkmarras 03.22.2006 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I'm not into butt sex. Sorry, I just don't see the appeal. Sure, butts are cute, but rectums are not. Vulvas are much prettier.

And your point is?

porkmarras 03.22.2006 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssBlaster
Obviously, they prefer vaginal to anal intercourse. Was it really that hard to understand? :o

that wasnt but this was:Imagine, in some alternate universe, I am king.

And in that universe, miniature buffalo will be hunted down by household cats.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 03.22.2006 05:51 PM

why not just make the cats bigger?

aeolian cistern 03.22.2006 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham
ove r ated


hmm, and you would know how??

HaydenAsche 03.22.2006 06:25 PM

Hell, I don't even like buttsex.

nature scene 03.22.2006 07:21 PM

No one seems opposed to blow jobs though

Inhuman 03.22.2006 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssBlaster
Opposition to blow jobs is anti-american!

Down with communism!
Up with blow jobs!


I second that motion, and nice pun!

schizophrenicroom 03.22.2006 10:53 PM

i'm not opposed. then again.. butt is funnier to say.

noumenal 03.22.2006 11:13 PM

I will never date another girl who doesn't have a zesty attitude towards giving oral sex. To me.

(I won't make that mistake again. "Small mouth" my ass.....)

Also, I will never date another girl who is afraid of driving into Butte County. All I ask is that she give it a try. Jesus, just try it, you might like it.

Ok, I'm done.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.22.2006 11:19 PM

Well, we already have lions that hunt water buffalo. Cats are sort of like miniature lions. I think it would be cute to watch them hunt little buffalo in prides.

There are girls that still won't give blowjobs?

Noumenal, maybe if you ate her out she would have gave you one. Just use a dental dam, next time I have to do that I'm going rootbeer flavored. Unless you like the taste and you know she's clean.

shentov 03.23.2006 06:28 AM

 

Savage Clone 03.23.2006 09:09 AM

I have never understood guys being opposed to performing oral sex on girls. That is the single greatest activity in the world.

h8kurdt 03.23.2006 09:14 AM

Ageed

marleypumpkin 03.23.2006 09:19 AM

"I'm going around the country, to try & convince as many men as possible, into not fucking women in the ass. I can see I'm not gonna get alot of support here. It doesn't feel that good. I only do it to see that look on their face."
-Sam Kinison

bucklebone 03.23.2006 03:01 PM

Hey, less talk...more pictures.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.23.2006 03:09 PM

I'm a picky eater.

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 07:34 PM

what about pictures for girls?

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 07:37 PM

I'll post a photo of my Ghetto booty!

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 07:48 PM

Damn I'm Fine!

 

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 08:10 PM

That's more like it. I appreciate your gluteus maximus, Goo.

HaydenAsche 03.23.2006 08:18 PM

I appreciate you appreciation, Schizo.

schizophrenicroom 03.23.2006 08:19 PM

I appreciate the appreciation for my appreciation, Goo.

soniknirve 03.24.2006 01:05 AM

let's all blow each other as a sign of appreciation...

Everyneurotic 03.24.2006 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I have never understood guys being opposed to performing oral sex on girls. That is the single greatest activity in the world.


you are so right!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.24.2006 07:46 AM

Looking at a girls butt, I think of doggy style and not anal sex. Then again, I always compare myself to beasts of the wild, and I'm sure thats what they'd be thinking.

Gulasch Noir 03.25.2006 06:31 AM

I don't know a single guy who has rejected giving a girl oral pleasures, whereas i know some girls, who hesitate in allowing a boy to go down on her

Lone Flanger 03.25.2006 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir
I don't know a single guy who has rejected giving a girl oral pleasures, whereas i know some girls, who hesitate in allowing a boy to go down on her


Yeah, I'll never understand that.

floatingslowly 07.31.2009 12:09 PM

 

floatingslowly 07.31.2009 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
nothing since '06, dude.


well, I don't really feel sorry for it then. I haven't had a blow-job since....well....since I can't remember.

I've had the misfortune of being with a long string of "not that type of girl" girls. :(

I mean, I KNOW it looks intimidating, but I PROMISE it'll fit.

WTS SOUL 4 BJ

dirty bunny 07.31.2009 01:16 PM

I will pray for you

floatingslowly 07.31.2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
ive only been w/ one girl that "wasnt that type of girl".

she ended up doing it anyways


I HATE YOU SOOO BAD.

Green Magnesium 07.31.2009 01:43 PM

My man's too big for me ... we've tried.

Plus, I refuse to go anywhere near his rectum, nor would he let me even if I tried to.

(No buttsex for us!)

artsygrrl 07.31.2009 02:13 PM

haha, what a bump.
Hershey Highway.
Fudge Tunnel.
ugh


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