can't even get the fatknob in. no dice,.

yeah. um. ow. no cocks in my pooper plz.

oh, come on. I'm sure that it only hurts going in.

so...that's like 50% hurt.

My girlfriend loves gagging on my cock.

People really need to relax.

Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude.


(however, buttjobs are NOT great)

repped for pure truth.

is that a protip?

does it make it hurt less?

I'm asking for purely scientific purposes, of course.

Relaxing pretty much makes everything hurt less.

When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass.

yr a fucking amazing poster. do you know that?

it's humbling, really.

Well, we now know you can be humbled.
Now if someone could just figure out how to shame you.

I feel that I'm able to accomplish that task, on my own, quite nicely.

:)

Me saying that blowjobs are fantastic is redundant. But what the fuck is up with dudes on here not being into plowing a lady in the ass? You're fucking missing out, it's pretty god damn heavenly.

In porn movies that involve anal sex I swear the chicks butt opening was as huge as the black hole. You could have driven a Mack truck right into it.

you can hear it whistling when the wind picks up.

it makes the same sound as when people blow into half empty beer bottles.

haha. I'd like to request "God Bless America".

I mean, what if they have to go "doody" afterwords? Does it just fall out onto the floor or what? Just curious.

cue: tubgirl

going to the bathroom after buttsex is the most hilarious part of it all.