My friend sent me an empty box today.

that's sweet.

Sent them it back, empty.

I'm thinking of sending it to my friend in Norway, but with a piece of paper that says "hi" in it.

That'd be a good idea.

i'm thinking of just going to norway.

Double.
When my band makes monies I'm gonna go there to visit him.
I've heard it's disgustingly gorgeous.

I need to find something to do. This sitting around is killing me.

Draw a picture of a man called Bob with a hotdog for a body for me.

HI!!

today i drew a hotdog riding a bicycle. it was awesome.

This sounds vaguely erotic.

I haz no drawring skillz :(

Why should that stop you?

the least technical drawings are the best.

Because it wouldn't even resemble a hot dog.

my brother loves drawing people, but his shoulders look more like boobs. then when he actually adds the boobs, it's hilarious.

Double shoulders!

You should do it anyway. I'm sure it will be awesome regardless.

or he just draws arms coming out of necks.

seriously, draw something and scan it.