i just threw up the only food i've eaten in 2-3 days

I hate vomitting.

I throw up 60-80 times a day... it's not projectile vomit, but my "food" (and acid) comes back up. It's like acid refluxx mixed with.. something else. It's awful. I don't eat much because of it.

goddamn are you serious?

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shit dude that sucks

I haven't threw up for months !

Yeah.

I was in and out of the hospital every few days for a year and was on home schooling for 2 years of my life. I've been on tons of medications. Nothing has ever helped. Acid is constantly burning a hole in my throat. I had an endoscopy when I was 12 and then I had one when I was 14 and, in 2 years, my throat had just become completely DESTROYED. So, 9 years later, I'm sure it looks fucking ... who knows. I have all kinds of weird, unexplainable (as in, it doesn't burn, it doesn't ache, it just feels.. WEIRD) pains in my throat all the time. I'm pretty sure I have throat cancer. Ah well.

why yall cryin? I just saw dan deacon no age and deerhunter, and partied with dan deacon, I stole his tusken chips or whatever they're called cuz me and my friend were stoned while he was playing mario on this super big projector. Btw, Dan Deacon is fucking amazing at mario.

deerhunter went back to a hotel, bwhahaha lame.

Oh, but how I got that "60-80 times" figure was, they put this long chord down my throat with a machine hooked to it, when I was 13. And every time I "vomitted" (I don't really like to call it VOMITTING.. my food came up), I had to press a button on this machine. Over the course of 3 days.

This was cool, though, because the doctor who was doing this was a hot Asian lady. She had to check my stools for blood or whatever, so she stuck a gloved finger in my ass. I was ass-raped by a hot Asian lady's finger!!

Bradford Cox is sexy.

i'm kind of jealous

Me and the old lady are seeing this tonight, even though we both don't like Deerhunter or No Age. We're only going for Deacon. Please tell me that the whole "Round robin" 3-bands-playing-at-the-same-time shit doesn't ruin Dan's songs. I want to hear Crystal Cat.

Also, is Dan fairly approachable?

Me and the old lady are meeting up at an abandoned house and drinking some whine, smoking some cigarettes, taking some codeine, hopefully making out, and going to this. It should be great. First thing I've been happy about in a while.

Eh, I could be doing a lot worse.

weak sauce

getting fucked up on pills is where it's at.

i wish i had some so i could go back to sleep

*sends a virtual hydro into cantankerous's mouth*

*Cantankerous levels up her SLEEP ability +4pts*

*Cantankerous casts SLEEP spell on [self].*

thanks dude.
i wish i was jigglypuff about now.
i just want to sleep for as long as i possibly can.

Yesterday i went to the chemist to buy some cold medicine but they wouldn't let me buy it because didnt have a drivers license

i had a proof of age card/ID card but they didnt accept it

fucken judgmental assholes

i forgot you can buy codeine shit over the counter here.

brb.

purple drank

i got me some sizzurp

scoooooooooooreeee

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make yr own fucking thread

that's a shit painting by the way

This is Pablo Fucking Picasso.

who never got to be called an asshole

beat me to it

i know who it is, i never liked picasso

Well, it's not like if I cared about Picasso... And this picture isn't spectacular at all, but it's just Picasso.

weird. he always spoke so highly of you

hawt couture

Worst picture in the whole fucking universe.

this is false

Maybe, but it'll never wound me in quite the way this always manages to

is that heidi & spencer from the hills?

that's avril lavigne and that sum-41 guy that people tell me I look like, for some stupid reason.

haha yeh you do

yeah you sort of do but without the smug douchiness

i drank a shit load of coffee, i feel like im on crack