Wife induces labor so husband can watch the bears game.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...x.html?cnn=yes

see what i mean?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/23012007/80...wed-shark.html

i really liked Sonic Nurse, im learning a cheap version of new hampshire on acoustic its cool.

I haven't played pool in years, but I really fancy a game. Who wants a game of pool?

we got a pool table, but its covered in silk screen equipment, never play

oscar for best motion picture of the year - babel

Effe it, effe it all. Energy Drinks are dangerous.

Soo tomorrow night there is this big party, should be awesome, havnt been to a good one in ages.
Should be getting pretty drunk, there is this chick that is interested in me, and shes pretty rad, kinda dig her too..but i havnt kissed a girl in atleast 5 yrs, so that idea is pretty nerving, oh well, see what happens i spose.

i always sneaze at least three times, never just once.

Don't eat garlic beforehand.
Clean your teeth before you go.

dont smoke too much, just enough to make you look cool.

yeh i doubt ill be getting to drunk, but its still just very scary, I kissed my first girl at 16, and another later that year thats it. Theres a good chance it wont happen, but theres a possibility. so yeh

^dont know what bam kiss her is but try not to be too cool for school so that you come accross as a cold fish but not too friendly that you come accross as a bit of a weed. maintain a balance.

its a tightrope though a fucking toghtrope.

im not the kind of guy to jump in and kiss, way to shy and nervous.
So yeh hopefully i feel confident enough with in my self
Not to worry about being cool, lol im pretty dweeby and shy.

Spend a bit of time thinking VERY carefully about what you're going to wear.

drink some booze for courage but dont get trashed otherwise when you close your eyes the room will spill and you might puke on the poor girl.

ahhahah..yeh about that..i just wear jeans and my white home made SY shirt. ill just be sure to deoderise lots. :P

DON'T get stoned beforehand. If she's getting high, get high with her, if she's not, it may be because it's not her scene.