I think I heard about it. But it is ridicilous that we think it is wrong to educate our kids about std's and how to protect themselves.

I'm lucky that my school does a pretty good job with that stuff. Though I did learn most about sex from porn..
I saw a video of these teenagers who pledge to be virgins and it said how about 80% of them quit the pledge after a year or something. And these two people said that when they had sex they wouldn't use a condom. It was really sad.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

hell, I'd even rep you for that if this craptastic rep-system would let me.

please consider this post faux-rep.

floatingglowly is my hero. He taught me all I know about anal sex.

anal math for beginners:

8===> (*)

8=(

8(

8=(

8(

8==> (*)

rinse and repeat.

there now, that wasn't too inappropriate, was it?

It's the thought that counts, deary.
I almost forgot the O.



Mmmm I have a baggie filled with hot water on my abdomen. Amazing.

certain toltec philosophies say that menstruation is a metaphysical process of opening up the crack into between the worlds, an act of sorcery that takes men decades to achieve, but which every woman does every month for a good portion of her life...

why waste years studying sorcery when you can accomplish the same thing with a knife?

and if you are into majick, why waste it on a period when you can just use yr powers to make zombies and shit?

zombies > periods.

trust me on that.

What about zombies with periods?

just sayin'.

if you are going to use sorcery, make zombies, not periods.

although making others have periods is perfectly acceptable (and surely fun).

in fact, fuck it. I'm going to begin chanting right now.

one of y'all is about to have the period of a lifetime.

enjoy!

Well I am a level infinity+ infinity sorcerer so you can't you use it on me.

If I'm hurting worse tomorrow I will sit on your face with my bloody vagina.

You must smear the pms blood before giving it to angella again.

why would I give you a period?

that would be no fun at all.

I'm using my dark majick on someone that wouldn't actually WANT IT.

Awesome.


Yet I wonder why I'm still single.

gotta say, that's pretty gnarly.

again, can't rep.

don't blame me, blame sonic youth.

Well reverse psychology is not going to work on you is it?

alright. alright.

although I won't create yr own personal period, I'll attempt to transmute anngella's over to you.

get a tissue.

I no need issues.

Wouldn't a NAPKIN be more helpful?