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Satan 08.05.2009 04:16 AM

i just threw up the only food i've eaten in 2-3 days

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 04:18 AM

I hate vomitting.

I throw up 60-80 times a day... it's not projectile vomit, but my "food" (and acid) comes back up. It's like acid refluxx mixed with.. something else. It's awful. I don't eat much because of it.

Satan 08.05.2009 04:18 AM

goddamn are you serious?

edit
shit dude that sucks

TheFoxBen 08.05.2009 04:19 AM

I haven't threw up for months !

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 04:20 AM

Yeah.

I was in and out of the hospital every few days for a year and was on home schooling for 2 years of my life. I've been on tons of medications. Nothing has ever helped. Acid is constantly burning a hole in my throat. I had an endoscopy when I was 12 and then I had one when I was 14 and, in 2 years, my throat had just become completely DESTROYED. So, 9 years later, I'm sure it looks fucking ... who knows. I have all kinds of weird, unexplainable (as in, it doesn't burn, it doesn't ache, it just feels.. WEIRD) pains in my throat all the time. I'm pretty sure I have throat cancer. Ah well.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.05.2009 04:22 AM

why yall cryin? I just saw dan deacon no age and deerhunter, and partied with dan deacon, I stole his tusken chips or whatever they're called cuz me and my friend were stoned while he was playing mario on this super big projector. Btw, Dan Deacon is fucking amazing at mario.

deerhunter went back to a hotel, bwhahaha lame.

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 04:23 AM

Oh, but how I got that "60-80 times" figure was, they put this long chord down my throat with a machine hooked to it, when I was 13. And every time I "vomitted" (I don't really like to call it VOMITTING.. my food came up), I had to press a button on this machine. Over the course of 3 days.

This was cool, though, because the doctor who was doing this was a hot Asian lady. She had to check my stools for blood or whatever, so she stuck a gloved finger in my ass. I was ass-raped by a hot Asian lady's finger!!

TheFoxBen 08.05.2009 04:23 AM

Bradford Cox is sexy.

Satan 08.05.2009 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
why yall cryin? I just saw dan deacon no age and deerhunter, and partied with dan deacon, I stole his tusken chips or whatever they're called cuz me and my friend were stoned while he was playing mario on this super big projector. Btw, Dan Deacon is fucking amazing at mario.

deerhunter went back to a hotel, bwhahaha lame.

i'm kind of jealous

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
why yall cryin? I just saw dan deacon no age and deerhunter, and partied with dan deacon, I stole his tusken chips or whatever they're called cuz me and my friend were stoned while he was playing mario on this super big projector. Btw, Dan Deacon is fucking amazing at mario.

deerhunter went back to a hotel, bwhahaha lame.


Me and the old lady are seeing this tonight, even though we both don't like Deerhunter or No Age. We're only going for Deacon. Please tell me that the whole "Round robin" 3-bands-playing-at-the-same-time shit doesn't ruin Dan's songs. I want to hear Crystal Cat.

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 04:25 AM

Also, is Dan fairly approachable?

Me and the old lady are meeting up at an abandoned house and drinking some whine, smoking some cigarettes, taking some codeine, hopefully making out, and going to this. It should be great. First thing I've been happy about in a while.

TheFoxBen 08.05.2009 04:31 AM

http://www.codeinefree.me.uk/

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 04:43 AM

Eh, I could be doing a lot worse.

Satan 08.05.2009 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFoxBen

weak sauce

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 04:54 AM

getting fucked up on pills is where it's at.

Satan 08.05.2009 05:00 AM

i wish i had some so i could go back to sleep

atsonicpark 08.05.2009 05:01 AM

*sends a virtual hydro into cantankerous's mouth*

*Cantankerous levels up her SLEEP ability +4pts*

*Cantankerous casts SLEEP spell on [self].*

Satan 08.05.2009 05:02 AM

thanks dude.
i wish i was jigglypuff about now.
i just want to sleep for as long as i possibly can.

ALIEN ANAL 08.05.2009 05:03 AM

Yesterday i went to the chemist to buy some cold medicine but they wouldn't let me buy it because didnt have a drivers license

i had a proof of age card/ID card but they didnt accept it

fucken judgmental assholes

Satan 08.05.2009 05:05 AM

i forgot you can buy codeine shit over the counter here.

brb.


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