...yet another left-handed response:
Yeah flotz! We left-handers are cool oddities!!

It's not cool. It's perverse and wrong and you're all going to burn in hell for your sinister activity.

I hope someone gets my clever pun there.

Left-handed wanking off? How insulting! You may be first in line for a left-handed bitch slap. Verrrry perverse!:)

It's 1pm here and holiday, so i just got up.
Planned to clean up the mansion later today.

Yes, kind of. Wikipedia helped me out:

"Meanwhile, the English word sinister comes from the Latin word sinestra, which originally meant "left" but took on meanings of "evil" or "unlucky" by the Classical Latin era."

NO WONDER MY LIFE SUCKS!

if i stick something up my arse when i'm wanking it's like i'm getting a reach around

Did teachers try to make you write with your right hand?

But left handed people are meant to be more creative. I wish I was left handed...

My day is jut starting. I'm waiting at the DMV to open to get a new Id. Then I'll be returning home to then get ready for an interview. Then my sistas are takin me out later I guess...

I'm left-handed but I jerk off with my right. Crazy.

I'm right handed but playing soccer, my left foot is the weapon of choice.

Can I join the gang?

my rep to T&B read "team".

it meant to say "team sinistral".

I revel in my future hell-burning.


ps: just to fuck with people, I wipe with my right. let's shake on it!

You know that's why it's the pits of bad manners to shake an Indian's hand with the left?

yes, and personally, I enjoy the looks of horror received from eating left-handed curry.

that said, it's not just Indians, you racist.

by my baby, do you mean, my wife or my son?

in specific order, yr answers are, "yes" and "of course not".

for a non-white, my wife sure likes white people a lot.

me? I can't fucking stand them.

cue: T.Leary "Left-Hand Shake"

i think i know why...

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008...person-around/

how nonwhite is she