I need a new hobby.
 

suggestions?

ps: don't tell me "knitting", I'm a man.

sewing then

Crochet.

needlepoint

is that the lawn-game where you hit the colored balls through the hoops? :confused:

^^^ I'm actually afraid you might take me seriously. I retract that. I'm not deleting it, but I retract it.

ps: non-thread and needle activities would do fine.
pps: fuck it, I'm stuck watching TV, aren't I?

No, that's croquet.

Have you considered needlepoint?

Sucking my dick in a womanly fashion.

Oh, snap.

Have you considered sewing?

Oh, snap!

Twice in one thread, what are the chances?

no, not until satan mentioned (at which point I considered it, and declined to consider it anymore).

Really now, this is post-racial America. That should be 'african american' balls.

Darning?

Weaving?

Loomestry?

s'right, bitch

my attempt at finding something to do and moderately trolling glice, has backfired.

I'm taking up seppuku.

Fastening cloth, leather, furs, bark, or other flexible materials, using needle and thread?

Yo dawg, I heard you like trolling, so I trolled your trolling so you can look at trolling while you troll.