^ That's a good one.

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HABERMAN: The senators downstairs?

TRUMP: A lot of them. They said, “Who wouldn’t have taken a meeting like that?”

BAKER: You asked them about it at lunch?

TRUMP: Nah, a couple of them.

Spice girl OUT
Scary moocher IN

I think the funniest thing I read today is that Trump wants to know if he can pardon himself, and what crime might he need to be pardoned from? What a moron.

that's a huge loss for comedy

Hopefully SNL can get the real Spicer on board for a podium mobile race.

I still don't particularly care for this president.

I guess you have to be a primary gender to be cannon fodder for the Oil Oligarchy's "wars" of conquest. Can't have trans people dying for the Exxon CEO's Christmas bonus!

Is this what this thread's here for now? You still think Hillary personally sold shit to the Russians? Don't understand how matters of state work? There's a snopes fact check on it. Look it up. I'm not going to do it for you.


MEANWHILE...

Trans-gender ban in military?
DOJ hurriedly trying to legalize sexual orientation-based discrimination in government and military jobs by arguing that it's not protected under title VII?

Anyone who's concerned Bill Clinton being paid to speak, or Hillary overseeing a uranium transaction on a committee of nine — a transaction she had no ability or authority to stop or interfere with — because THAT WAS HER JOB... is just a fucking moron who has decided to put an "out-to-lunch" sign on their brain.

Fucking Clinton uranium bullshit asshole twats. Just come out and admit that you're down with discrimination and authoritarianism and stop using HRC as a fucking red herring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPn5BNQDh9w

Lap it up while you can. McConnel's face after McCain votes no. He's shocked. He's hurt.

He's thinking.

Beware.

waiting for tesla to say some stupid shit about mccain

McCain still a turd. He voted right this time, though.

Oh fuck, I see that. He's already scheming, and he's one hell of a schemer.

GOOD for McCain though. It was unclear how he'd vote on this. He said one thing, then implied another, and he's become a bit of a figurehead for the entire health care issue in Anerica.

The guy has a soul. He is not evil. I don't love him, but GOOD FOR FUCKING MCCAIN.

HEY! You! Yeah, YOU over there! Are you a fucking paranoid schizophrenic? Dig cock-blocking people for six months? Ever tried to suck your own cock? Dude, have we got the place for YOU! It's all happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC! Just ask for The Mooch!

Trump Supporters Furious That They Still Have Health Care

Thought you were yelling at me for a sec.

I assumed he was at me, even though I hadn't said anything in awhile.

Of course he's still a turd (by which I mean I disagree with him almost all the time), but he did the right thing.

Not the best time to look a gift horse in the mouth. He did the right thing. Period.

Well, shouldn't have to look at that horsie a whole lot longer

there are levels of turditude though

is mccain a shit? sure, he's a republican. more broadly--he's a politician.

is he THE WORST? hell the fuck no.

first, he's not a teabagger fundamentalist ("wacko bird") anything.

second, he's always been able to work with people across the aisle.

third (should be first in this day and age, but it's only a circumstantial trait) he's no friend of that deranged egomaniac preznit we got right now.

so-- the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

for now.

Scaramuchi out after what, 5 days? "False NOSE"

haaaa haaa haaaa haaaaaaa

i came here to laugh at the same thing

at some point trumpo will have to hire mephistopheles in the flesh (and i don't mean ted cruz, i mean the mythical mephistopheles), but no amount of "messaging" is gonna fix his presidency

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eta i was just thinking the other day how he threatened to cut off berkeley's federal grants, like a banana republic tyrant. what ever happened to that scheme?

there's enough comedy here to fill a jonathan swift satire, but seeing how reality is stranger than fiction, and this is actually happening, reality is not funny at all.

okay maybe very funny if i choose to detach completely ha ha ha ha

pass the nitrous oxide!

but seriously. fearing the impeachment. pence could pass *a fuckton* of horrible legislation if he becomes preznit.

i hope 2018 is the year democrats get their shit together

the pendulum can't swing back fast enough for me on this one

And the NY Post actually LIKES Trump...

Hah. We're both a bit egocentric, eh?

Must spread rep and all that...

Fuck me, the guy had to be ESCORTED OUT? This is just too fuckin' good...

I just needed a quick win of a thing to say to feel like I participated somehow :D

This made me say "Holy shit."

The Fox News Channel and a wealthy supporter of President Trump worked in concert under the watchful eye of the White House to concoct a story about the death of a young Democratic National Committee aide, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday.



http://www.npr.org/2017/08/01/540783...ake-news-story

Top story on Google News already:

https://news.google.com/news/story/d...M?ned=us&hl=en

He's the gift that keeps on giving:

Harvard Accidentally Listed Anthony Scaramucci As Dead, Completing a Trifecta of Snags

Oh, I meant "we" literally. Because we both thought he was yelling at us.

Or maybe you knew that, and you're saying I'm the only self-centered one, because you were just saying stuff to say stuff.

:eek:

I'll claim you accurate so that we're in the same boat and not alone :)

I recommend watching as much as possible of Sarah Huckabee-Sabders' press briefings. She brought up Urianium One yesterday, and said, "If you want evidence of collusion, look no further than Clinton" (which is, hilariously, kind of exactly what everyone is doing in a way, though not the way she would prefer).

She's chastising reporters en masse for supporting a "false narrative" of Russia collusion, and deflecting substantive questions about possible trans legislation by threatening to shut briefings down.

It's really something to watch her slide into this role as presidential apologist. She's malleable and loyal and a great tool for a tool like Trump. Pin her down on a subject, and she'll throw you a red herring and accuse you of trying to undermine the "great work" of this "great president."

Also, watching the never ending cascade of angry and laughing emojis that steam across the page when the briefings are on Facebook live is nothing short of delicious.

I usually watch her streaming on a right-wing youtube channel. "Based Patriot" is a particularly ugly one. "Golden State Times" too.

The running commentary on the side is amazing. She flat-out lies or dodges or attacks the press and the crowd laps it up. Eye opening stuff.

It hasn't even started yet and there are some bits of gold in the comments:

kkk consists of about 100 federal agents creating racism where it doesn't exist

Legion​Bar is just another low IQ libtard

These reporters won't ask anything worth anything. Just try to catch Sarah in a lie which they won't. All they do is ask the same crappy question that don't matter

​liberal fruitcakes love anything that's wrong

​CNN IS GEORGE SOROS BITCH

POTUS ❤ FLOTUS

​if you listen you can hear the reporters colluding to tag team her.

CNN = bad cuz George Soros? Ad hominem fallacy. Just like Bezos and the Post.

The funniest thing is, we "librards" (love that nickname, by the way) actually DON'T love it when things are going wrong. We fucking hate it, just like everyone else who's even a wee bit invested in the future of their country. And the reporters are "just trying to do (their) job" the same way Sanders argues that Trump is. Really, that's it. Competitive ass job market, legitimate positions with AP affiliated outlets are hard to Fucking come by. Many of these folks, even in the press pool, are probably fearful about their job security, and are simply trying to ask good questions and get good answers, so they don't get swapped out for a younger staffer.

Most probably make 40k/year tops.

And nobody wants to gang bang SHS. Nobody. The poor thing is fearful about her OWN job, and with good reason. But she gets to be fearful on -- what was it? -- $130k/year before the promotion?

Her defenders are gross. No hope for the human race with cousin-fuckers like whoever said what you're quoting out there, causing mayhem.

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haaa haaaa

haaa haaaa haaaa haaaa

they talking about

yeah...

nuclear war

yeah...

it's a motherfucker, don't you know

if they push that button, yo ass gotta go

I BLAME TESLA

Fascinating...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-0...-supporter-8-m

"Internet sleuths discovered a CNN report on Occupy Wall St. from five years ago submitted by “CNN Assignment Editor Jason Kessler.” Same guy?"

"Nothing smells right about any of this. In fact, Lee Stranahan has connected the “Unite the Right” rally to an identical Neo-Nazi movement in Ukraine supported by John McCain and Hillary Clinton."