Sonic Youth Gossip

Sonic Youth Gossip (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/index.php)
-   Non-Sonic Sounds (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
-   -   what are you listening to? (http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=2)

Florya 07.22.2009 01:46 AM

My new BC8 through 2 Kaoss pads

sonic sphere 07.22.2009 03:12 AM


 

atsonicpark 07.22.2009 03:39 AM

Operator: Hi. I'm Christy. What's your name, honey?
Gillian: Er... Um... John.
Operator: John what?
Gillian: Ummm...John Do..Do..Doberman.
Operator That's an interesting name. What is it?
Gillian: (mumbles)... fictional...
Operator: What did you say?
Gillian: I, I, I said its... Phoenician.
Operator: Oh come on. What's your real name?
Gillian: It's Gillian.
Operator: Oh Yeah?!? How did ya finally get off that island?
Gillian: No, I said Gillian!
Operator: I'm just teasing ya honey. So what did ya call for? So, you're interested in "Love", huh?
Gillian: Yeah, that's right. Very interested, if you know what I mean.
Operator: Oh yeah. I know what you mean. You want "LOVE", don't you?
Gillian: YEAH, YEAH. LOVE, LOVE. Do you know where I can get some?
Operator: Sure, baby, I know where you can get some. The question is how bad do you want it?
Gillian: I want it real bad.
Operator: How bad is bad?
Gillian: Let me put it this way. If I was a cat, I'd be cleaning myself.
Operator: O.K., I get it. Anyway, if you want the real thing, I'll give you another number to call, o.k.?
Gillian: Yeah, O.k. And I can get the kind of Love I'm looking for there?
Operator: Oh yes. You'll never feel so loved. The number is 39-6004. Oh come on little buddy, you know you didn't call for a conversation. You should at least be honest with yourself.
Gillian: Well...I suppose you're right about that.
Operator: Sure I am. If you aren't honest with yourself, you'll lose touch with reality.
Gillian: Wow. That's truly profound. By the way, what do you look like? What are you wearing?
Operator: What would you say if I told you I was 5'10" with long straight blonde hair, and my measurements were 38-24-36.
Gillian: I'd probably say something like "shwinggg!"
Operator: And what if I told you I was wearing a black leather teddy and thigh-high boots?
Gillian: If that were the case, I'd probably say "gulp" or something similar.
Operator: And if you said that, I'd probably counter with "Oooh, I wish you were here with me now. I'm sooo lonely!" or some derivation thereof.
Gillian: Is that right?
Operator: But, that wouldn't be very honest.
Gillian: What do you mean? You're not a beautiful sexy blonde?
Operator: Oh sure I am. I'm more beautiful and sexier than you can imagine!
Gillian: Then what do you mean about not being honest?
Operator: I mean that I would rather perform toenail surgery on myself than be alone with you.
Gillian: Oh...
Operator: I'm so glad we had this conversation. It sounded like you needed to take a reality check. Bye now, and better luck with Mary Ann. (Hangs Up)
Gillian: Toenail surgery?!? Damn! ...I've been had!
Metal Gear: You were deceived? Women will do that if you give them the chance

Kannibal 07.22.2009 03:44 AM

at work plays bardo pond's "set and setting" and one old finnish dude came to ask what's that cool music.
so another soul saved.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 07.22.2009 07:38 AM


 


Quote:

Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
Is that as brutal as it looks...?



Fuck yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjZq6KM4Co4

PAULYBEE2656 07.22.2009 09:27 AM

 

Derek 07.22.2009 10:07 AM

Mannnn, Death are so good!

Dr. Eugene Felikson 07.22.2009 10:13 AM

 

Dr. Eugene Felikson 07.22.2009 10:34 AM

 

Zombie Robot 07.22.2009 12:01 PM

 

stu666 07.22.2009 12:32 PM


 

stu666 07.22.2009 01:47 PM

 

dirty bunny 07.22.2009 02:02 PM

 

Zombie Robot 07.22.2009 02:23 PM

 

6 Organs Of Admittance - The Manifestation

Shifty Prophet 07.22.2009 02:30 PM

 

Antagon 07.22.2009 02:56 PM

Public Image Ltd. - The Order of Death

Zombie Robot 07.22.2009 02:59 PM

now:
 

SYRFox 07.22.2009 03:07 PM

J Dilla - Donuts

pretty much obsessed by this record these last days ...

demonrail666 07.22.2009 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot
now:

 


oh fuck you and your record-listening brilliance

automatic bzooty 07.22.2009 04:16 PM

 


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:17 PM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content 2006 Sonic Youth