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Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 02:50 PM

Is your father as insane as mine?
 
I used a different cup this morning to drink tea out of, and when my dad found out he flew into a rage, accusing me of pissing in it! He said he could smell the piss in the cup! I naturally protested my innocence, as any sane person would, but all he did in response was threaten to throw me out of the house!

I'd like to believe that my dad is just like any other, and maybe other dads would've reacted in the same way, and that my mum didn't marry a madman, but I'm having serious doubts.

nicfit 12.22.2009 02:52 PM

How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
How old are you? I'm not taking the piss (ha ha!), I really do think this variable has an importance in the whole thing.


How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?

knox 12.22.2009 03:02 PM

maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

SYRFox 12.22.2009 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.

ahahah

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
How does the age of people who suffers deranged behaviour towards them factor in it?

I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:05 PM

Also, killing him at the crossroad.

Then marry your mum.

verme (prevaricator) 12.22.2009 03:07 PM

you should have told him that it's good for the health.

nicfit 12.22.2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
I think the younger you are, the more reasonable it is to suspect you would piss in his tea.


This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knox
maybe thats his way of saying he pisses in your mugs.


It was one of his mugs. Maybe that's why he exploded the way he did. I'm still trying to figure out the pissing in the mug accusation. I'm sure a psychoanalyst could tell me the meaning behind it.

Derek 12.22.2009 03:13 PM

Maybe you did piss in his mug out of subconscious anger and you are blocking out the fact you have done this in your mind?

Keeping It Simple 12.22.2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
This, basically.
If you're a 13yo brat he could have a point saying things like those, if you're a 40yo grown man he could say those things just to scare you and have you run away from their house/pretend to have a reason to kick you out other then parental hatred.


Since when did 13-year-olds piss in mugs? Did a team of psychoanalysts release a paper on it after years of study?

Trasher02 12.22.2009 03:20 PM

You used one of his mugs?! You disgust me.

nicfit 12.22.2009 03:21 PM

I'm 13yo.
I piss in mugs on a daily basis.
They're filming a National Geographic special on this breathtaking behavior.
BBC is willing to pay billions of pounds to have me sign a contract for a 13 episodes tv format.

verme (prevaricator) 12.22.2009 03:21 PM

seems like posttraumatic stress disorder.
your poor father drank piss from a cup before.

jon boy 12.22.2009 03:21 PM

this sounds like a daily mail article to me.

knox 12.22.2009 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
this sounds like a daily mail article to me.


hahahahah
ahah
ahaha
ahahahahhahaha

10 out of 10

ni'k 12.22.2009 03:23 PM

maybe he's sick of you calling him a pseud father?

pbradley 12.22.2009 03:26 PM

You should get back at your father by pissing in his tea.

jon boy 12.22.2009 03:26 PM

your not my real stepdad.


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