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SuchFriendsAreDangerous 11.28.2008 04:09 PM

Dental Song Titles
 
Tattle Tooth Songs

TattleTooth II Songs
(Lyrics to Brushing Song and Wiggle Jiggle Dance are not included)
Thanks to the Texas Dept. of Health for sharing songs taken from their preschool curriculum
“Superbrush! NF Brown, RDH Burke Co. ‘95
Smile, Talk, Chew
Tune: Here We Go Round the Mulberry
Bush
Note: Children can use their hands and
face to act out the motions of this song!)
This is the way we use our mouths,
Use our mouths, use our mouths,
This is the way we use our mouths,
Smile, smile, smile.
This is the way we use our mouths,
Use our mouths, use our mouths,
This is the way we use our mouths,
Talk, talk, talk.
This is the way we use our mouths,
Use our mouths, use our mouths,
This is the way we use our mouths,
Chew, chew, chew.
These are the ways we use our mouths,
Use our mouths, use our mouths,
These are the ways we use our mouths.
Smile, Talk, Chew
This is the way I Brush my Teeth
Tune: Here We Go Round the Mulberry
Bush
This is the way I brush my teeth,
Brush my teeth, brush my teeth,
This is the way I brush my teeth,
I brush them back and forth.
A wiggle jiggle, back and forth,
Back and forth, back and forth
This is the way I brush my teeth,
I brush them back and forth.
Sparkle, Sparkle, Little Teeth
Tune: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
Sparkle, sparkle little teeth
Up and above and underneath
In my mouth so clean and white
Cause I brush them morn and night
Sparkle, sparkle little teeth
Up and above and underneath.
A Toothbrush is a Useful Thing
Tune: Yankee Doodle Dandy
A toothbrush is a useful thing,
We always have ours handy,
I shake it out and hang it up
And keep it spic and spandy.
Put Your Toothbrush In
Tune: Hokey Pokey
You put your toothbrush in.
You put your toothbrush out.
You put your toothbrush in,
And you shake it all about,
Chorus: You do the Wiggle Jiggle,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about.
You show your clean white teeth.
You put your best smile on.
You show your clean white teeth,
Cause your cavities are gone.
Chorus: You do the Wiggle Jiggle,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about.
Happy Teeth
Tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Brush, brush, brush, your teeth,
And they’ll be nice and white.
Brush front and back and in between
Your teeth will look just right.
Brush, brush, brush your teeth,
And they’ll be nice and white.
Mom Dad will floss your teeth
Every single night.
Brush, brush, brush your teeth,
And they’ll be nice and white.
Stay away from candy and pop
Your teeth will be tip-top.
Are You Eating Health Foods?
Tune: Frere Jacques
Are you eating, are you eating
Healthy foods, healthy foods
Foods like Andy Apple
And Polly Wolly Popcorn,
Are yummy for your tummy
Yummy for your tummy.
Are you eating, are you eating
Healthy foods, healthy foods
Foods like Cathy Carrot,
And Paula Pumpkin Pie,
Are good for your eyes,
Good for your eyes.
Are you eating, are you eating
Healthy foods, healthy foods
Foods like Chester Cheese and Crackers
With a glass of Millie Milk,
For strong teeth and bones,
Strong teeth and bones.
Are you eating, are you eating
Healthy foods, healthy foods
A glass of Oscar Orange Juice
Or maybe Bruno Broccoli,
And your boo-boos fade away,
Your boo-boos fade away.
Are you eating, are you eating
Healthy foods, healthy foods
Try Peter Peanut Butter
Spread on Sally Celery,
And you’ll grow big and strong,
You’ll grow big and strong.
Mary had a New Toothbrush
Tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary has a new toothbrush,
Anew toothbrush, a new toothbrush.
Mary had a new toothbrush,
She brushed the germs away.
She brushed or rinsed right after she ate,
Right after she ate, right after she ate.
She brushed or rinsed right after she ate,
to help prevent decay.
Fruits or vegetables were her snacks,
Were her snacks, were her snacks
Fruits or vegetables were her snacks,
She pushed junk food away.
She ate 3 balanced meals each day
Meals each day, meals each day.
She ate 3 balanced meals each day,
She’s strong in every way.
I’ve Just Visited the Dentist
Tune: I’ve Been Working on the Railroad
I’ve been brushing on my teeth
Every night and day.
I’ve been brushing on my teeth
Just to keep the germs away.
Don’t you hear the dentist saying?
Brush each tooth so well.
Don’t you hear the dentist saying?
I can always tell.
I’ve just visited the dentist
To keep my teeth healthy.
I’ve just visited the dentist
And this is what he said to me.
Brush your teeth every day
To keep them sparkling clean.
Brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste
To keep them he-al-thy.

atsonicpark 11.28.2008 05:20 PM

green day - pulling teeth?

Pookie 11.28.2008 06:00 PM

Snaggle Tooth Anne

noisereductions 11.28.2008 06:36 PM

"The Dream Of Evan And Chan" ?

PAULYBEE2656 11.28.2008 07:33 PM

This feels good, nothing can stop me
Every nerve pumping hard through me
Every thought rushes at full speed
This false smile grates through babyteeth

(I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth)
(I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth)

Think to win and I'm up on it
I can't lose, I've got nothing to
Try me now, I'll try anything
This is me, this is what I feel

(I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth)
(I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth)

(Losing his mind and he feels it going)
(Losing his mind)
(Losing his mind and he feels it going)
(Losing his mind)
(Losing his mind)

(I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth)
(I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth)

(I'm a teethgrinder, in my sleep I grind my teeth)

 


the last ever real good therapy? song

PAULYBEE2656 11.28.2008 07:35 PM

ac/dc kicked in the teeth
skin of my teeth.... megadeth??????? not sure

akprodr 11.28.2008 08:47 PM

I've Got A Fang by TMBG

TheMadcapLaughs 11.28.2008 09:26 PM

what's that one hygenie song by del the funky homosapien? it goes like "its important to practice good hygenie, especially if you wanna run with my team" ? also the "sonic tooth" line comes to mind.

demonrail666 11.28.2008 09:33 PM

Neil Young, 'Keep on Flossing in the Free World'

SuperCreep 11.28.2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMadcapLaughs
what's that one hygenie song by del the funky homosapien? it goes like "its important to practice good hygenie, especially if you wanna run with my team" ?

If You Must.

I remember that song from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. :D

StevOK 11.28.2008 10:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHGt3J2VO6k

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 11.29.2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
The Mighty Diamonds - Gnashing Of Teeth


thats a good one...

you guys really made some legitimacy out of this joke thread..

Florya 11.30.2008 03:34 AM

NIN - With Teeth

Everyneurotic 11.30.2008 02:24 PM

metallica - anesthesia (pulling teeth)
chip skylark - my shiny teeth and me

StevOK 11.30.2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
chip skylark - my shiny teeth and me


Hahaha, yes. Is it bad that I liked Fairly Odd-Parents so much? That show was great back when I had cable.

TheMadcapLaughs 11.30.2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperCreep
If You Must.

I remember that song from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. :D


ah yes, thank you, thats how i know that song too. i must of heard over a hundred times.

EyeballGrowth 11.30.2008 06:09 PM

" Be a Dentist " from Little Shop of Horrors http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqNKwJjYSa0 Sang it in my 6th grade lipsynching contest and got my teacher in a LOAD of trouble

[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Fitting braces

[ORIN]
And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Dentist!

[ORIN]
And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.


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