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Anngella 10.18.2007 07:17 PM

I'm donating my ovaries.
 
Because all they do is bring me pain. Sure, I'll look manly and never have a sex drive again, but my tummy will feel better and the person who gets them can pretend they're antlers or something.

HECKLER SPRAY 10.18.2007 07:21 PM

Are you serious ?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 10.18.2007 07:31 PM

Why don't you just donate some eggs and then get your tubes tied? That way you get to keep your estrogen.

ALTERNATE REPLY

But what about the baby you said we could have together?

Anngella 10.18.2007 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY
Are you serious ?

Nah, just a bitchy female.

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
But what about the baby you said we could have together?

We can get a cat instead.

HECKLER SPRAY 10.18.2007 07:43 PM

^Lovely^

!@#$%! 10.18.2007 09:31 PM

if you're having cramps, a hysterectomy will take care of that. it will still fuck you up, but not as much as losing your ovaries. basically it will fuck up your hormones royally :/

you ever tried reflexology? that shit actually works. there's a spot right above the heel, on the tendon, that will hurt like fuck if you massage it, but if you continue, it will melt away the pain.

every girlfriend i've ever had swears by that spot.

by the way, you'll feel it in one leg more than the other. try it now.

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if you prefer herbs-- black cohosh & cramp bark do a good job. there will be some compound preparations at your local hippie store.


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ps- i thought you said you were a tranny? liar! :D

Anngella 10.18.2007 09:38 PM

Is there a certain position or something to be in whilst massaging? And how should I massage? I'm sort of pinching my tendon and it sort of hurts, not like hell though. And there isn't any difference in my ovarian pain. I'm probably not even doing it in the right spot.

There's this one store at the mall or something that has a lot of natural stuff, but it's not like a hippie store or anything. I've never been in there, but I'll check it out one of these days.



When I say tranny, I mean that I have a 6 inch long clit.
PS: I'm a compulsive sarcasmer. That's different than lying. If it's even anything.

!@#$%! 10.18.2007 09:46 PM

damn! 6 inches long! you belong in a novel by the marquis de sade.

but anyway, you can cross one foot over your knee, or have someone do it. yeah pinch on the tendon, search for the tenderest spot, and work on it. you may have to travel upwards a little towards the calf to find it, and try the other leg to measure you're touching the really painful spot.

yo, the ovaries dont hurt, unless you have cysts or something. it's that twitchy uterus doing its work that hurts.

lemme find you a chart...

!@#$%! 10.18.2007 09:48 PM

there:

 


there. you may think this is a bunch of bollocks but no. it works. try the various numbers.

Anngella 10.18.2007 09:54 PM

I'll just keep working on it then.

Ovaries, uterus, balls ...my reproductive system hurts.

!@#$%! 10.18.2007 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
I'll just keep working on it then.

Ovaries, uterus, balls ...my reproductive system hurts.


you can apply fairly good pressure, you know, without hurting your tissues. it won't work like forever but it can help you weather the worst storms of pain.

one leg-- i *think* it's the opposite of the side that hurts, but im not sure. i usually try & find that by hand. when she lets out a scream, i know i've found it.

gmku 10.18.2007 09:59 PM

Womens is so complicated.

!@#$%! 10.18.2007 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
Womens is so complicated.


therefore fun to explore. :D

Anngella 10.18.2007 10:05 PM

Well, I'm not in as much pain as before. I can't really tell for sure if it's because of what I've been doing or not. I found a spot that really hurt and massaged is with great pressure for a minute or two.

It seems to be helping more now. You're a god.

SynthethicalY 10.18.2007 10:11 PM

I think it is a great idea. I want to adopt whenever i find somebody I will spend the rest of my life with.

Anngella 10.18.2007 10:25 PM

^Definitely. I'd be afraid a child would inherit my bad traits, and that my vagina will hurt when it comes out (I know there's drugs and blah blah, but the whole process grosses me out really bad. And I don't get grossed out easily). And not some child from Africa, we have enough homeless kids here. I should also probably start to learn to actually like kids, because right now I hate them a lot and dream of living in a small loft with art and music everywhere, just with one other person.

SynthethicalY 10.18.2007 10:59 PM

Me too, I think we have enough kids here to adopt. I hate it when these so-called adopters go elsewhere because they want to help out someone in need. When we have so many in here that need it as well.

Anngella 10.18.2007 11:04 PM

We have more than enough. America has one of the highest poverty rates in the world. I forgot the statistics/where I got them from, but there was a list of a lot of things that were pretty shocking.

Ahhh I just looked at my bookmarks and found it. I don't know how credible it is exactly, but it doesn't really seem to be too faulty.
http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/8Comparison.htm

SynthethicalY 10.18.2007 11:11 PM

Yeah that is scary. Especially when you see the ramnifications of not educating children with sex ed.

Anngella 10.18.2007 11:22 PM

In Virginia (or Maine? I don't remember) they are handing out condoms in middle school and there's a controversy surrounding it and shit.


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