Cantankerous is a Haggard Troll.
 

Seriously. She has no kind of body, is out of shape (not fat, just out of shape) and has pretty much the most busted face that I've ever seen.

She dyes her hair to keep people from noticing how busted her face and body are, but it still doesn't work. She looks like a low grade porno star or hooker that might make 100 dollars a trick.

She is not hot.

Why does everyone on here jerk off to her pictures?

Seriously.

You guys need to get some taste.

i'm not one of the people drooling over her here, but this is most pathetic post ever. how about you write some self-criticism instead?

ps- i think you secretly want her and you're just sore she won't have you. cos your post reeks of resentment to me.

How about you take some of your own damn advice, hypocrite.

ps-I guess you wanted to further your own damn hypocrisy.

self-criticism: i have no patience with idiotic fucks like you. i should be more tolerant, but hey, i'm not a saint. so fuck you anyway.

I do wonder if some people are just unhappy when they feel like they are not unhappy enough.Just a thought.

Self Criticism: I can't stand to look at haggard trolls for more than five minutes at a time. Also, I think self righteous internet pigs are indignant.

did you actually spend time typing this?

Uh, maybe they find her smart, witty, funny, and endearing (well at least as much as you can convey over a message board) and hence are attracted to her personality.

As long as a person isn't flat out fucking hideous these traits can make a an average looking person look incredibly hot, or I guess, if you're a really unshallow person, make anyone attractive.

I also think a lot of its no serious, just in good fun, because boys like it when they meet a cool chick on the internet and then fake flirt around a little.

aside from my "wit", the fact that i am far better looking than most of the people on this board really renders this thread invalid. kiss my ass.

That means that everyone on this board is a haggard troll.

All hail Cantankerous, queen of the trolls!

what? i'm sorry, i just put a cigarette out in my eye to distract myself from this borefest.

Another boring,attention seeking dump of a thread.And with no fun to be had at all.

Damn, have you seen her eyes? Ugly? Noooooooooo.
How could you not love Courtney and Mick's love child?

yet, you still continue to reply....

And btw, critics, Cantankerous opened herself up to this critique when she posted 8,000,000 pictures of herself and revelled in the attention she received from the haggard troll males on this message board.

I'm trying to help you guys realize that there are much more beautiful women out there that you can score with besides Cantankerous.

Her wit isn't really that sharp as well.

*ho hum*

Her eyes are busted looking.

Trust me, you are much more beautiful than her already, and when you are all grows up, you will be infinitely more beautiful.

And Courtney Love and Mick Jagger are two of the most busted looking people on the planet.

ow, my fucking eye. excuse me.

I'm having a blast.

PS-what's not boring or attention seeking about posting a thread entitled "My First Buttfuck", HYPOCRITE.

We can excuse your homeliness. Your genetics are not your fault.

Is it really that noticable?

You Must Spread... blah blah blah

You see?You've missed the humor in there Daddylikesittupthenose.Did i post 3000 pics of myself being headfucked?Eh?You tell me,eh?Did i have my own very official backlash there too?Eh?Eh?