Motherfuck you and the following places.
 

Fuck you, California.
Fuck you, England.
Fuck you, Australia.

amen

tell them my plan. i can't be arsed.

Oh, yes. I can do that before I go to bed.

Originally, Cantanky and I were just going to bomb Australia. BUT, since California's tetonic plates are slowly pushing out into the ocean anyways we decided we'd just crash California into Australia and then bomb that. Kill two birds with one stone.

Regarding England, our old plan still applys. Bomb the assholes as soon as Porky is with me.

nick cave is the only australian that matters and he had the good sense to get the fuck out of there years ago.

meh, forget porky. he is one of them.

You fuckers sure have fulfilling lives, don't yas? HAHA. Conjuring up all sorts of plans on msn, you rebels you.

we're sorry, but your wit is ineffective. please try again later.

You're American. What would you know about wit? HAHA.

eat me. HAHA.

Is that all you had in your bag?

Kinda makes (well it does) my comment: You're American. What would you know about wit? ring true, don't it. HAHA. You fail me.

yes. you're always right and i'm always wrong. that's a fact.

we're sorry, but your shitty use of sarcasm is ineffective. please try again later.

pot? this is kettle.
you're black!

Incorrect.

oh, right, i forgot.

Correct.

So, I was getting drunk lastnite at the pub, and some American was talking to my girlfriend and a few friends. I walk over, he shits himself. So my girlfriend says don't let the tattoos scare you. He replies: But he's drinking beer, too. It would appear you guys really are pussys.

just so you know, i am generally not a very good representative of this nation/

wow, how many stereotyping steakheads are on the sy board?

hahahahaha steakhead.