So, what movie was playing when the guy had a heart attack?

It was a play, not a movie. Can't remember and I wouldn't say.

I see... I love the acoustics in a good concert hall, the wood paneling gives everything a rich, warm sound...

Wish i was hanging out in the background in some corner...

everyone is off partying. have you seen hoe many birythdays are today!

There seem to have been a lot of people conceived on New Years Eve.

Who knew?

don't steal my lines. :mad:

Well, it's not your "A" material, like "I soiled myself again; girlgun, would you be a dear and fetch me a new pair of depends and a warm sponge," but it seemed to fit better here.

Who knew what?

I ask again: Who knew what?

Col. Mustard suffered from incontinence too, you know.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

oh, I think yr mistaken.

it's NOT incontinence. my wife MAKES me poop.

she's into Japanese bukake fetish.

and I'll tell ya what, lil' squirming fish are no problem to pass, but those damn squid know how to STICK.

I really should've knocked.

There's some stuff you just don't ever want to see.

You'll never learn.

You know what they say about old dogs and new tricks.

Another working day is over. Another working week is over. I can't possibly begin to tell you how happy that makes me.

May I wish the folks on the other side of the Atlantic all the best for the last few hours of their working weeks. I hope you don't have to spend them faffing around with Excel spreadsheets.

May you all have lovely weekends. And thank you for entertaining me for the last two days. You've possibly saved me from an even worse kind of madness.

This is entertainment?

who knew?