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floatingslowly 07.31.2009 09:45 PM

o, lard. poop talk always ruins the sexy threads. well, unless yr german.

phoenix 07.31.2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
all that air comin' out?



noi, all the jizz/lube.

amerikangod 07.31.2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix
noi, all the jizz/lube.


I'm glad at least one girl on here is into anal. Bless your heart.

infinitemusic 07.31.2009 10:16 PM

what about you dude? Do you ever let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass?

phoenix 07.31.2009 10:22 PM

http://www.feeldoe.com/

amerikangod 07.31.2009 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinitemusic
what about you dude? Do you ever let your girlfriend fuck you in the ass?


You asking me? Well I don't got one of those at the mo', but if a lady was into that I'd let her. I don't think I'd be super into it (never tried because no one ever asked to do it), but I'm totally game for trying things out with partners.

amerikangod 07.31.2009 10:31 PM

Downside? Man, there ain't no downside to afterglow.

Oh, and I've totally had fingers in my butt, it rocks. I agree about the 'no long nails' policy. Learned that when a chick with such nails just tried to jam a finger in with no warning or lubrication of any sort. And 'jam' is the appropriate verb.

artsygrrl 07.31.2009 10:56 PM

Probably the grossest porn movie I saw was a guy swallowing a chick's turds as they were coming out of her butt. He didn't even stop to chew them up.

phoenix 07.31.2009 11:32 PM

buttsex - yes

scatplay - fuckno

phoenix 07.31.2009 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
if they use fingers just make sure they dont have long(ish) nails...that SUCKS!!!


even short nails are painful, cut edges are sharp.

fingers aren't allowed in my butt unless there is latex involved.

phoenix 07.31.2009 11:37 PM

well, each to their own.

viewtiful_alan 07.31.2009 11:47 PM

one of my 'friends' drunk dialed me one night and confessed that he likes to anally masturbate....
THis 'friend' also fucked a donut while I was present

Dr. Eugene Felikson 07.31.2009 11:47 PM

I never really have much of an urge to stick it where the sun don't shine. Does it feel much different than vaginal? I know my girlfriend would be up for it. Maybe I'll give it a try some time.

viewtiful_alan 07.31.2009 11:49 PM

Haha felikson reminded me, this 'friend' is more or less a 15 year younger version of Coach McGuirk. He even looks like him

Dr. Eugene Felikson 08.01.2009 12:15 AM

So, what's the appeal of it all from a male's perspective?

amerikangod 08.01.2009 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
the female ass can (sometimes) be the most beautiful/mesmerizing image in the world.


Agreed. And there are so many other appealing qualities to it as well.

Yes, it is tighter and warmer than a vagina. There is also more tactile sensation of them tightening it around you.

Sticking your dick in a girl's ass is just DIRTY. It totally ups the "Oh man this is just downright filthy sex" quotient. Where 'filthy' is used in an entirely positive way.

When you're fucking a girl in the vag you're fucking her, but when you're fucking her in the ass you're FUCKING HER.

You can cum in it without any hesitation (no babies!)

A girl asking (no, begging) for anal is one of the hottest things ever. Not just because you get to do it, but because she's not just begging to get fucked, she's begging to get FUCKED.

Ladies are accustomed to dicks in their vags and can often take it like a champ. Ladies make special noises and moans when you put it in their butt.

It's special sex that isn't every-day sex. Which means it's extra delicious, like those cherries in fruit cups. Remember when there were only one or two to the cup/can? They meant everything then. When they upped the number it lost that specialness.

amerikangod 08.01.2009 12:38 AM

pheonix and swa(y), it won't let me rep either of you. I just want to say buttsechs FTW, and thank you for fighting the good fight.

static-harmony 08.01.2009 12:49 AM

It's ok, nothing special.

static-harmony 08.01.2009 12:52 AM

Comment sway.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 08.01.2009 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
Agreed. And there are so many other appealing qualities to it as well.

Yes, it is tighter and warmer than a vagina. There is also more tactile sensation of them tightening it around you.

Sticking your dick in a girl's ass is just DIRTY. It totally ups the "Oh man this is just downright filthy sex" quotient. Where 'filthy' is used in an entirely positive way.

When you're fucking a girl in the vag you're fucking her, but when you're fucking her in the ass you're FUCKING HER.

You can cum in it without any hesitation (no babies!)

A girl asking (no, begging) for anal is one of the hottest things ever. Not just because you get to do it, but because she's not just begging to get fucked, she's begging to get FUCKED.

Ladies are accustomed to dicks in their vags and can often take it like a champ. Ladies make special noises and moans when you put it in their butt.

It's special sex that isn't every-day sex. Which means it's extra delicious, like those cherries in fruit cups. Remember when there were only one or two to the cup/can? They meant everything then. When they upped the number it lost that specialness.



You've convinced me.
I'm sticking it in her ass ASAP.

You must spread some anal around before giving it to amerikangod again.


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