hey, sorry i didn't see this! i've been excellent. how are you?!

dear delusional tithead: there is no kungfu against aerial bombardment. but if your idea of fun is to spread your buttcheeks open to the falling bombs, do enjoy.

for me, until this morning, this wasn't my personal circus, but a place to enjoy sporadically while at work. clearly, it's no more.

i knew where they were coming from, but you misread me: we do invite them when we engage them--- even your "hilarious" somersaults are an encouragement. now they are legion.

the way this board is being taken over reminds me (noting of course the huge differences in stakes and seriousness) of the spanish civil war where the fascists with the support of the nazis massacred the bickering republicans-- anarchists here and stalinists there and trostkyites further, a complete disgrace.

so have your fun, if you wish-- i just want my board back, warts and all.

my simple recipe for getting rid of this pestilence is 1) neg rep, 2) report, 3) ignore.

neg rep simply makes the shit stand out faster-- it's easily avoided without having to actually read and figure out who is talking crap. those giving pos rep to feel how cool they are are just confusing the shit out of the rest of us. so shut the fuck up and neg rep consistently.

report: well, sorry admins, for pestering you at home, but we can't handle total and utter morons. you can argue with people who have a modicum of intelligence, but discussing the morality of trolling with the rats that are eating your nutsac (<--dramatic license) is not the greatest of remedies. any kind of engagement is futile.

and afterwards ignore so they dont get a kick out of making asses of us. cos they do. everyt ime.

of course, having said that, the anarchists are going to come and say "oh no, but let's laugh", and the trostkyites are going to put bombs under my proposal, and we'll keep doing nothing while the board is taken over. but the fucking nazi fucks. great. luckily this is not real war, or else we'd be royally fucked like a bunch of hippies. but i digress.

sure, we can argue that we asked for it (i didnt), and bla bla bla, but the point is, i just want my board back, and fuck the theory of the internet, i just want my board back, and that is that.

anyway, end of my rant.

What it do everyone? I'm about to veg out with some Castlevania because no one can be contacted to hang out.

I'm watching stupid shit on tv while playing guitar.
I wish I had some chocolate.

I might drag out my guitar later on unless I find someone to hang out with.
I was sitting outside listening to the Cure like a total emo kid, then went to buy some Ben and Jerrys Peanut Butter Cup ice cream but the bastards were all out.

What assholes.

I could really go for an oreo blizzard right about now.
Or maybe a butterfingers one.

Share with me!

Man, I want to go to Waffle House now. They're non-smoking now, which takes away from some of the late night charm.

Eh, they're not really assholes, the one person I really want to hang with is probably asleep right now.

Makes sense.

I really need to cut back on the junk food.

I love food..even junk food. I just ate a turkey sandwich, some chips and dip, a doughnut, and some skittles. :D

I've eaten so many orange tic-tacs in the last two days that I cannot taste anything.

Whoa deja vu.

I don't mind a lot, but if it's too fast and fills my mouth before I can swallow, then I always feel dirty if I lick it off my hand/ lips. I miss giving head all the time, and I miss swallowing. There's something really fun and satisfying about it.

They're so good!

I can't eat one Tic Tac, I have to eat the whole box.

I must eat them 4 at a time, every time. I cannot finish a box with 1, 2, or 3. I must go buy another box to be able to finish that box.

Okay, I'm bored as shit now. Castlevania didn't pique my interest.

I don't buy them anymore because I know I'll just chomp through them all. I buy gum instead, but if I'm not careful I'll eat all my gum too.

For some reason I can smell dark room chemicals on my hands (like, fixer and what not)

I think it's my new pants... weird.

Aww I miss the dark room! Sometimes I'd get that shit everywhere though.

I fucking love that smell.

Please, let me smell your pants.
That sounds really weird, doesn't it?

Most people would complain that it smells like old man haha, so I'm glad you like it too.

I wish there was a way to smell over the internet. That could be a mad thing though...