I see a coupla dust spots there. Be sure and wipe it before playing.

The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

"I'm not here to learn I just want to get drunk and major business and be taught how to fuck!"

Frank Black and the Catholics - Black Letter Days

Alice Coltrane. Owns.

thank you for reminding me.
is it acceptable to use a rag made out of an old white t-shirt to wipe them with?

I couldn't stop laughing/coughing after reading that.

why, because i was taking the piss?

Dunno. Because it was fucking funny maybe.

ha. i never wipe my records.

BAD CANTANKEROUS.

Hipsters would hate you.

i don't know any hipsters.

You know me.

but you don't hate me, so you can't really be a hipster. a hipster would encourage me to stay brunette.

i don't know anyone that i see on a somewhat regular basis who's a hipster. i hang out with the other weirdos.