drug test.
 

So, I've smoked weed everyday for a while now, I can't remember how long it's been but I can say It's been a longgggg time. For Christmas I want to show my mom a clean drug test, (sweet isn't it?) I've not smoked since yesterday, how long does it take for THC to get out of your system?...:o please tell me anything else which will help me.

Approx. 3-7 weeks before it completely leaves your system.
Looks like you might not be getting christmas presents this year.
Is your mom a narc?

not to sound mean but what kinda mom wants a bottle of clean piss from their child?

a worried one?

My mom can keep fucking wishing.

good luck dudebruh.

Uhh...if you knew my mom you'd understand. I can't do much of anything because she suspects I smoke.

hahaha, it's not the fact that i'll get Christmas presents over it or not, it's just something that she'd be happy to see because she doesn't trust me at all anymore, I fucked up a little bit before...so i'm trying to make it up.
She's a crazy little Polish lady but equivilent to a narc. :)

Can't wait till Christmas! Getting a sweeeet new electric to jam out on.

depends

you a chubby dude?
if so, it may take longer
thc hides in your fat

things you can do to pass the test:
work out
drink water... lots of it
cranberry juice
STEAM (if you don't have access to a steam room, you can do it in your shower... maybe?)

Get yourself some cleaner.

"i want to make my mom happy by lying to her, aren't i sweet?"

you should get her something else.

thc? i thought it stays quiet long compare to the other stuff, at least couple of months. i'm not sure now, but you can google it out.

Yeah, just fucking overdose on water for the next few weeks man.

go Liz...

Actually THC isn't water solvent (it's oil solvent), so drinking a bunch of water does fuck all.

Goldenseal makes it water solvent, but it takes a few days. THEN you can flush your system w/ H2O.

Cranberry juice is great for getting cocaine out of your system, but, again, does fuck all for weed.

i didnt think that smoking pot/blow/charlie/satans turds/grass/ marajuana/old smokey/the fat catball/munchie catalysts/the shit/gregory/hash/ showed up on a urine test. i thought it was only evident on a blood test.......

nah it shows in a wee test
but just depends on how much u have smoked

good job i dont need to take one so!

True, THC is oil-based and stored in fat cells, but by drinking as much water as possible, one dilutes the urine with as many parts of water as possible.

Goldenseal root seems to never work for anyone I've ever known.

Cranberry juice cannot hurt.

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656
i didnt think that smoking pot/blow/charlie/satans turds/grass/ marajuana/old smokey/the fat catball/munchie catalysts/the shit/gregory/hash/ showed up on a urine test. i thought it was only evident on a blood test.......


The common litmus stick test for urine detects marijuana, cocaine, and opiates.