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demonrail666 08.14.2007 01:57 AM

Two bottles of wine in a restaurant.
 
Just listening to the radio where a guy was saying how when he was in a restaurant in the US and ordered a second bottle of wine (he was dining with one other person) the waiter slipped him a card with the second bottle, giving information about the dangers of excessive drinking and a telephone number if he needed help. A question for the Americans on here: does his story sound believable to you, or is he more likely making it up? I've visited different parts of the states on a number of occasions and never had anything like that happen to me.

phoenix 08.14.2007 03:00 AM

hahaha!

Toilet & Bowels 08.14.2007 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Just listening to the radio where a guy was saying how when he was in a restaurant in the US and ordered a second bottle of wine (he was dining with one other person) the waiter slipped him a card with the second bottle, giving information about the dangers of excessive drinking and a telephone number if he needed help. A question for the Americans on here: does his story sound believable to you, or is he more likely making it up? I've visited different parts of the states on a number of occasions and never had anything like that happen to me.


i've heard stories from english people living in america who've said that their american colleagues expressed horror at the english people getting drunk on a week night/going out on the piss/how much they drink, etc etc

phoenix 08.14.2007 03:14 AM

yeh because americans bodily intake habits are so damn healthy.

Norma J 08.14.2007 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
ive never witnessed anything even remotely like that.


That's because they don't serve alcohol at all in Macdonalds, Sway.

SynthethicalY 08.14.2007 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i've heard stories from english people living in america who've said that their american colleagues expressed horror at the english people getting drunk on a week night/going out on the piss/how much they drink, etc etc


Who drinks during the weekday, that is just pure alcoholism. No, it is that Americans only party Thursday, Friday, and Satrday. Sunday is used to go to church, and pray for the sins of others.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.14.2007 04:12 AM

was he i n utah?

Toilet & Bowels 08.14.2007 04:13 AM

on saturdays americans go to the mall to shop for elasticated jeans and the brackets required to attach a flagpole to the front of your house

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.14.2007 04:22 AM

that's fucked up, dude

SynthethicalY 08.14.2007 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
on saturdays americans go to the mall to shop for elasticated jeans and the brackets required to attach a flagpole to the front of your house


I laughed. But you needed to input something about Jesus. Our lives revolve around him/her, even atheist agree.

jon boy 08.14.2007 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
on saturdays americans go to the mall to shop for elasticated jeans and the brackets required to attach a flagpole to the front of your house


then onto the nearest shooting range, then flag pledge and then some meat, followed by praising jesus and ridiculing any other flase reejilun.

Toilet & Bowels 08.14.2007 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
I laughed. But you needed to input something about Jesus. Our lives revolve around him/her, even atheist agree.


you already said about church on sundays, i was talking about saturdays, which is the holy day for jews, and they don't worship jesus.

SynthethicalY 08.14.2007 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
you already said about church on sundays, i was talking about saturdays, which is the holy day for jews, and they don't worship jesus.


But Americans need Jesus in their lives 24/7 just ask Britney's kids.

sarramkrop 08.14.2007 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
But Americans need Jesus in their lives 24/7 just ask Britney's kids.


Britney's kids need a stepmother, not Jesus Christ.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.14.2007 04:46 AM

i cant believe im saying this, but i think kfed would be a better father

SynthethicalY 08.14.2007 04:49 AM

No, I think it is sad that those kids were born to such twatty parents.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.14.2007 05:00 AM

kfed is okay.

alteredcourse 08.14.2007 05:00 AM

ive never heard of that happening . maybe its some tactic within that particular restaurant to seem like they give more of a shit than they do so that they attact a certain crowd .
or maybe a particular booze supplier of that restaurant asks that they do this for the same reason .
or someone who ate there once and smashed a bunch of shit and caused them a lot of damage happened to be drunk so now they gotta protect their good intentions of getting people politely wasted so that nobody questions their role in the drunkenness again .

jico. 08.14.2007 05:00 AM

that is not a very stupid idea afterall.

at least not as stupid as, and speaking of religion(which is stupid itself), drive-in church.



 


they have mcchurch's all over the us.

i mean, stupid are the people who attend to this kind of things.
the concept it's not that stupid because america is a target market for lazyness so i bet driven-in churchs bring higher profit than traditional churchs.

macrodollar 08.14.2007 05:02 AM

Well I can only imagine what the owners of that place thought if they'd seen me and 5 friends at a "bring your own" resteraunt with 8 bottles...
There is the slight thing that I could have died if I hadn't been looked after though...
All we do here is get pissed on the weekend, it's as British as curry.

sonicl 08.14.2007 06:49 AM

I've heard stories of a similar nature about Sweden, that if you buy too much booze you're likely to get a visit from the authorities to have a little chat about your alcohol consumption.

SynthethicalY 08.14.2007 06:50 AM

I heard in Leafy Surrey, that they add your garden to your drinks.

sonicl 08.14.2007 06:51 AM

Not the entire garden, just the orchard.

SynthethicalY 08.14.2007 06:53 AM

Fair enough. So no dirt for you eh? Snob.

demonrail666 08.14.2007 10:07 AM

Yeah, that was a big shock for me going to the states: the moderation of drinking. That and the seemingly quite open selling of neo-nazi t shirts in stores. Finding a Skrewdriver T Shirt or one with some pro-Nazi skinhead type slogan on it, hanging up next to a Sonic Youth one in what seemed like quite a liberal shop. You'd not find that in England. Didn't know whether to be impressed by the freedom of choice, or horrified. either way, it felt weird.

floatingslowly 08.14.2007 11:41 AM

this may have just been a way for the restaurant to fulfill previous liabilities.

if you serve somebody who is overly intoxicated, and they get in a wreck, then the people who served that person becomes liable.

just a guess....I've NEVER had this happen before.

nor do I know of any store that sells skrewdriver shirts.

however, amerika's a big place; there's room enough for all the kooks.

demonrail666 08.14.2007 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I've NEVER had this happen before.

nor do I know of any store that sells skrewdriver shirts.

however, amerika's a big place; there's room enough for all the kooks.


This was in a those 'punky' type stores in Manhattan. honest to god, skrewdriver (or similar), white power type stuff, all openly sold alongside more conventional clash, black flag, misfits type stuff. If i'd seen it just the once I'd have dismissed it, but this happened a few times.

Cantankerous 08.14.2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
on saturdays americans go to the mall to shop for elasticated jeans and the brackets required to attach a flagpole to the front of your house

ha.
not i, said the cat.
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Originally Posted by demonrail666
This was in a those 'punky' type stores in Manhattan. honest to god, skrewdriver (or similar), white power type stuff, all openly sold alongside more conventional clash, black flag, misfits type stuff. If i'd seen it just the once I'd have dismissed it, but this happened a few times.


if you don't mind dealing with pompous assed hipsters, go to search and destroy on st. mark's. they have plenty of shit like that.

Rob Instigator 08.14.2007 03:35 PM

Alcohol Prohibition for EVERYONE!

the world would be such a better place.

racehorse 08.14.2007 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jico.
that is not a very stupid idea afterall.

at least not as stupid as, and speaking of religion(which is stupid itself), drive-in church.









 


they have mcchurch's all over the us.

i mean, stupid are the people who attend to this kind of things.
the concept it's not that stupid because america is a target market for lazyness so i bet driven-in churchs bring higher profit than traditional churchs.


one of the most ridiculous things that i have ever seen.
funny thing is, the reverent looks like he's worshipping the cars, which is somehow eerily relevant...

i wonder if they drive up for communion past the hatch and into the tinny speaker-microphone - do you want fries with that?
a supersize hypocrisy aimed at lazy creatures who crave a 99cent-deal fast-food "spiritual" experience to create a vapid and spurious ethical righteousness.
it's what happens when you try and keep religion and mass consumer comfort culture together in one country and together in the people's minds.
people become deluded as to the whole concept of spiritual awakening & believe that it can be obtained as easily as applying the handbrake or honking the horn of your shiny black urban 4x4.

Cantankerous 08.14.2007 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Alcohol Prohibition for EVERYONE!

the world would be such a better place.

how DARE YOU.

!@#$%! 08.14.2007 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
blah blah blah blah blah: does his story sound believable to you, or is he more likely making it up? blah blah blah


sure. last friday night i was in a bar with some people and the bartender says to this woman that was with us "i'm going to have to slow you down" after she apparently consumed too many martinis. im not sure but her tab was only $40 for 2 people-- maybe that was his way of flirting in a s/m sort of way (control??). but yes the bartender is supposed to keep an eye on you.

as for the 2 bottles of wine, who knows? after 8 gin & tonics it might be an issue. but yeah there's that whole puritan shit going on. very boring. then again nobody walks, so it has more to do with driving drunk than with getting drunk per se.

Rob Instigator 08.14.2007 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
how DARE YOU.


Oh, how I dare...

Trasher02 08.14.2007 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Alcohol Prohibition for EVERYONE!

the world would be such a better place.

Well the United States tried that already and it worked out pretty badly.

Prisstina 08.14.2007 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Just listening to the radio where a guy was saying how when he was in a restaurant in the US and ordered a second bottle of wine (he was dining with one other person) the waiter slipped him a card with the second bottle, giving information about the dangers of excessive drinking and a telephone number if he needed help. A question for the Americans on here: does his story sound believable to you, or is he more likely making it up? I've visited different parts of the states on a number of occasions and never had anything like that happen to me.


different states have different alcohol laws and practices. in indiana, minors can't be in any restaurant that serves alcohol, even if its a separated bar/grill. i remember my mom ordering beer in utah once...she was almost done with the first and ordered another, and the waitress had to stand around with the second beer until my mom finished the first. apparently a person can't have more than one alcoholic beverage at a time.

Magic Wheel Memory 08.14.2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Just listening to the radio where a guy was saying how when he was in a restaurant in the US and ordered a second bottle of wine (he was dining with one other person) the waiter slipped him a card with the second bottle, giving information about the dangers of excessive drinking and a telephone number if he needed help. A question for the Americans on here: does his story sound believable to you, or is he more likely making it up? I've visited different parts of the states on a number of occasions and never had anything like that happen to me.


Not unheard of for a restaurant to "cut off" someone who seems to be drinking too much, because the restaurant may be liable for the consequences. But I've never heard of a restaurant referring someone to a help line. And to do it on the second bottle of wine seems ridiculous.

I love America, but sometimes I think we're too willing to let people shed responsibility for their own behavior. Maybe restaurants should not be liable for customers' irresponsible behavior.

Cantankerous 08.14.2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic Wheel Memory
Not unheard of for a restaurant to "cut off" someone who seems to be drinking too much, because the restaurant may be liable for the consequences. But I've never heard of a restaurant referring someone to a help line. And to do it on the second bottle of wine seems ridiculous.

I love America, but sometimes I think we're too willing to let people shed responsibility for their own behavior. Maybe restaurants should not be liable for customers' irresponsible behavior.

ha...never said anything to me last night. or tongiht for that matter.
of course i was not the one buying the drinks.

racehorse 08.15.2007 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor




I'm pretty sure the picture is from a Polyphonic Spree concert.

well wherever the picture's from, these places actually exist
http://www.driveinchurch.net/

SynthethicalY 08.15.2007 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by racehorse
well wherever the picture's from, these places actually exist
http://www.driveinchurch.net/


No wonder Americans are getting fatter. It is only a few steps to the benches inside the church, when you get there.

demonrail666 08.15.2007 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
ha.
not i, said the cat.

if you don't mind dealing with pompous assed hipsters, go to search and destroy on st. mark's. they have plenty of shit like that.


I didn't want to buy one. I was just shocked that I COULD.


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