ever pissed the bed at night
 

as oposed to shitting my self, i never pissed in my bed...

well only once, i was in a hotel room and there were holes in the wall and it was raining, and most of the water fell on me when i was sleeping, so it was all wet and i pissed without knowing it.

then i woke up in a liter of water mixed with piss, from that day i stayed a legend cause i told my friends who were in that room that that was all piss, not water.

A few times when I was a youngin'. I've vomited on the floor of my bedroom numerous times.

yeh, i still do that when im sick and cant be bothered to go to the toilet

Do you ever think anything you don't say?

i done worse.
i got up drunk/sleepwalking took a wrong turn and went to my Dads room and pissed all over his bed.
he did not find this funny as it woke him up.