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static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:02 AM

I Did a Horrible Stuff!!!!
 
I called my boyfriend's roomate name during sex.

golden child 10.10.2006 01:03 AM

are you kidding?

thats why you dont talk.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:03 AM

yeah I know.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:10 AM

God I'm not a talker usually.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:15 AM

He is gay and cuter than my boyfriend,We just stopped having sex. And We got quiet and drifted away.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:16 AM

And We slept.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:20 AM

It was the second time around.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:43 AM

What should I do? Send him some sorry gift.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 01:49 AM

wake up and left, and all he said was to not worry about it.

static-harmony 10.10.2006 02:01 AM

Yeah, we just finished talking on the phone, and he said that everything will be fine. That he trusts me enough that I won't cheat on him with his roomate. So everything is alright right now.

nicfit 10.10.2006 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Just give him a blowjob, that's the best way to get out of a fight.

two days ago i was playing bowling and some drunk man wanted to punch me in the face saying: "you took my ball!!".i'm glad i didn't follow your advice and settled the fight with kind words....

king_buzzo 10.10.2006 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
two days ago i was playing bowling and some drunk man wanted to punch me in the face saying: "you took my ball!!".i'm glad i didn't follow your advice and settled the fight with kind words....



thats hillarious...


you should like say that you needed to do something with him, like go to the mall and you thought of that in when you were doing it and just caaled out his name

static-harmony 10.10.2006 09:25 AM

no his roomate is on vacation, that is the funny thing.

king_buzzo 10.10.2006 10:18 AM

say you were thinking of his other roomate

gmku 10.10.2006 10:31 AM

North Korea has the bomb. Put this problem in context.

sonic sphere 10.10.2006 12:04 PM

north korea is the bomb

nicfit 10.10.2006 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
you should like say that you needed to do something with him, like go to the mall and you thought of that in when you were doing it and just caaled out his name

it took me a good 10 minutes to understand that this sentence was not adressed to me.

HaydenAsche 10.10.2006 12:42 PM

Start fucking your roomate. He is cuter.

Trasher02 10.10.2006 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
You can talk dirty, but never use names man!
Except maybe "Oh my GOD"

More phrases that work during sex:
"Harder"
"Faster"
"More"
"Oh yeah"
"Ooohhh Baby"
"Like that"
"Don't stop"
ETC.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kegmama again.

!@#$%! 10.10.2006 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
North Korea has the bomb. Put this problem in context.


but of course-- when nuclear annihilation is immintent, fucking becomes all the more important.

if you were on a falling plane, what would you do?

--

now static-harmony that is too funny, i can't believe people actually do that shit.

fantasizing is a healthy part of sex life, but, ha ha, keep your mouth shut.

now soulds like you really have the hots for this guys. take my advice & RUN because if you're anything like me (i suppose most males are) temptation is going to be pretty fucking difficult to resist. of course the other option is to invite the guy for a threesome. :D

but no, really-- RUN!


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