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davenotdead 06.24.2011 12:54 AM

update
 
? kind of dating this girl right now. its only relevant because i remember how depraved i was. and am. and this girl is a freak.

one night she was on her period and she brought me free weed and then gave me 2 blowjobs. also let me dry hump the shit out of her to get off the 2nd time, and i wasn't even sure people did that anymore. its weird but it helped me cum :(

EVOLghost 06.24.2011 01:14 AM

free weed? Dood she sounds like the best GF evar!

davenotdead 06.24.2011 01:22 AM

yah dood. we do disgusting things

jon boy 06.24.2011 01:27 AM

wow this is like so interesting.

davenotdead 06.24.2011 01:30 AM

you don't like me / i'm only 17 ?

jon boy 06.24.2011 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
you don't like me / i'm only 17 ?


and a boring repetitive cunt.

davenotdead 06.24.2011 01:35 AM

hey i think i'm coming back

jon boy 06.24.2011 01:49 AM

how surprising.

floatingslowly 06.24.2011 08:52 AM

that's a sweet story, duder, but you're missing out. both your mom and grandmother like to fuck on their periods. in fact, any other time is dry hump with your grandmother. for an old lady, she sure can bleed.

davenotdead 06.24.2011 02:33 PM

we did end up fucking the next night. it was moist.

knox 06.24.2011 07:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYfLDwlsno&feature=fvst

artsygrrl 06.24.2011 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
? kind of dating this girl right now. its only relevant because i remember how depraved i was. and am. and this girl is a freak.

one night she was on her period and she brought me free weed and then gave me 2 blowjobs. also let me dry hump the shit out of her to get off the 2nd time, and i wasn't even sure people did that anymore. its weird but it helped me cum :(


I'm a little confued and want to make sure I get the facts right.
...You say she gave you two blowjobs, then you humped her. Wouldn't that be 3 cums instead of 2 ?

artsygrrl 06.24.2011 09:33 PM

Also, Dave, why would you think any of that is weird? It sounds like you had a great night! Relax and enjoy!!

davenotdead 06.25.2011 11:37 AM

dry humping is weird. also, no i just came twice. she was s'ing my d, then i when it was taking forever we started dry humping to help get me off a 2nd time

davenotdead 06.25.2011 11:38 AM


this describes my current relationship

knox 06.25.2011 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
this describes my current relationship


that's right.
except for the dry part.


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