Question: Who is Porkmarras/Sarramkrop's biggest admirer here?
 

I was going to do a poll thing, but I figured it'd be more interesting to answer this: for those posters who are admirers of the man like sarramkrop, do you reckon that you're the No. 1 Porky booster? If so, why? Looks, intellect, sex appeal, musical knowledge?

i'm not an admirer by any extent, except maybe when he's in drag, but i like the porks, he's one of the good ones. his talk of music often goes above my head, but his peculiar sense of humor is #1 for me. you weren't here when he used to post his insane pictures, were you?

No, I wasn't. I should ask him about this.

He is a unique individual.

I have the advantage of having had a hug from the sexy Italian man-beast.

He's a mate, and a good bloke too. And he doesn't take life too seriously.

By starting a thread like this, it has to be you Melly, surely.

True, but what about (affectS lisP)
SyntheticalY?

"I love gmku, but my heart belongs to pork"

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I think that was/is his signature...
he's such a sWeetie


he also uses pork-barrel's pic as his avatar (poor guy...he tries so hard, yet he looks like such an average conformist joe)
before that, he used Savage Clone's hilarious seemingly Flock of
Seagulls-inspired teenage pic.

Nah, I don't think so. Anway, if you want to see, er, fanspeak, go look at the thread about Glice I started yesterday.

I am rather intrigued, Melly, as to why you're starting all the fan threads.

zero, zero, very little

A bored mind needs distraction...the Glice one was very tongue-in-cheek, but I have noticed a fair amount of boardies being rather keen on sarramkrop, so am curious to find out why.

PS. We still haven't had our water pistols duel, have we?

pork's is a volume business, you know, kind of like McDonald's.

No matter how inferior and tasteless his product may be, he eventually permeates into the culture due to chronic overexposure.

By the way, I've been meaning to ask.

Who the hell is "Melly" and why are they "singing doom?"

Sums it up nicely.

And he makes me laugh.

The girls and the gays like him because he's a sexy Italian stud-muffin.

"Melly" - George Melly, jazz singer and raconteur par excellence.

"Sings Doom" - Gorgeous George once recorded an EP called "George Melly Sings 'Doom'". I own this piece of vinyl. It's great.

And I have my answer, thanks.

atari - do you have eyewitness proof regarding the sizes of Armenian and Japanese penii? I've not had the opportunity, myself.

He doesn't look Italian to me. He looks Armenian. I think Armenian males are the only people who have smaller penises than the Japanese.

Haha, you just wanted to write "penii." It's not a word, but it's humorous anyway.

Not personally. My empircal evidence is arrived at second-hand.
I've known a couple of women that both told me that.

One was in her twenties, a college student that I dated.

One was in her forties, my roommate dated her, and she's in the Director's Guild of America.

Small penis insults. Clever.:rolleyes:

Yes, I strive to be a communicator, and since my audience is, well, rather, let's just say, "flippant," I have sunk down to their level (once again).

Everything I wrote is absolutely, to the best of my knowledge, true, however.

Can you string two-words together?

I think I've seen you do it a couple of times...c'mon choo-choo I know YOU CAN!

Go "Pookie," go! Let me have it with both barrels!

And don't just post that Evol-era picture of Kim with the shotgun. You and I both know that would be a cop-out.