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SynthethicalY 06.11.2007 06:10 PM

HAHAHA "Gay Bomb" HAHAHA
 
http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviwing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.

The Pentagon told CBS 5 that the proposal was made by the Air Force in 1994.

"The Department of Defense is committed to identifying, researching and developing non-lethal weapons that will support our men and women in uniform," said a DOD spokesperson, who indicated that the "gay bomb" idea was quickly dismissed.

However, Hammond said the government records he obtained suggest the military gave the plan much stronger consideration than it has acknowledged.

"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."

Military officials insisted Friday to CBS 5 that they are not currently working on any such idea and that the past plan was abandoned.

Gay community leaders in California said Friday that they found the notion of a "gay bomb" both offensive and almost laughable at the same time.

"Throughout history we have had so many brave men and women who are gay and lesbian serving the military with distinction," said Geoff Kors of Equality California. "So, it's just offensive that they think by turning people gay that the other military would be incapable of doing their job. And its absurd because there's so much medical data that shows that sexual orientation is immutable and cannot be changed."

terminal pharmacy 06.11.2007 06:15 PM

that is the funniest shit ever

terminal pharmacy 06.11.2007 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
Offensive to the good names of our brave soldier(s), fighting for ours, and others, freedom(s).


yes it is not at all offensive to the gay population of the world. no one is fighting for my freedom, there was and still is no threat, just governance of fear.

Alex's Trip 06.11.2007 06:24 PM

Man, too bad it has been rejected. Can you imagine how funny future war movies would be.

"Deploy the gay bomb"
Cut to enemy soldiers fucking.

SynthethicalY 06.11.2007 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Man, too bad it has been rejected. Can you imagine how funny future war movies would be.

"Deploy the gay bomb"
Cut to enemy soldiers fucking.


That sounds like a porn movie. I think our goverment is a little bit into homosexuals...

terminal pharmacy 06.11.2007 06:27 PM

wouldn't a pop culture bomb be far easier to develop, you could drop britney and all her cohorts into iraq, cds, posters, films, prints, prince the whole works

SynthethicalY 06.11.2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
wouldn't a pop culture bomb be far easier to develop, you could drop britney and all her cohorts into iraq, cds, posters, films, prints, prince the whole works


But have you seen her ass lately? It is not in good conditions.

terminal pharmacy 06.11.2007 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
Pinko.


take your uber patriotism and go and post on the creed board or something they might enjoy your two syllable retorts a bit easier. nothing worst than blind patriotism.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 06.11.2007 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
take your uber patriotism and go and post on the creed board or something they might enjoy your two syllable retorts a bit easier. nothing worst than blind patriotism.


And we all know which creed you belong to. As they say in your country: patty boy.

terminal pharmacy 06.11.2007 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
And we all know which creed you belong to. As they say in your country: patty boy.


they say patty boy in my country, interesting nver heard the phrase in my life. what is a patty boy, is it a gay person? if i am gay who gives a fuck except for maybe you, obviously you have some homoerotic issues to deal with, perhaps with your father, perhaps you need a big man in camo to protect you from all the scary people of the world and hold you tight at night. or perhaps you are far to scared to come out of the closet and the easiest way to deal with your sexuality is to hate everyone like you for fear of being found out.... or perhaps you are just a jock with masculinity issues

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 06.11.2007 06:49 PM

You could do worse than listen to the words of this man:



 


I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

terminal pharmacy 06.11.2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
You could do worse than listen to the words of this man:




 


I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all


you ever ask yourself, why are you here? and i don't mean on this board, i mean just in general

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 06.11.2007 07:41 PM

pantophobia, for you:

'Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?' Jesus answered, 'I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times (or seventy times seven).'" (Matthew 18:21-22)

val-holla-ing 06.11.2007 07:50 PM

trooper 1: y'all boys ready to kill these sand niggers?!?!?
trooper 2: hell yeah, we'll blow them towels right off they're heads!

*bomb drops*

trooper 1: speaking of blowing.....mmmm

next thing you know, they're gonna be talking about the realization of the anti-nigger machine once prophesized by public enemy.

(sorry about the overuse of the n-word in this one :-( )

val-holla-ing 06.11.2007 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
You could do worse than listen to the words of this man:



 


I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all


is muskogee french for "fucking idiotville"?

Inhuman 06.11.2007 07:54 PM

haha, I actually heard about this before a while ago. I believe it was developed long ago

HECKLER SPRAY 06.11.2007 07:55 PM

No, I'd say this guy is from Blatherskite's ass.

SynthethicalY 06.11.2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
Pinko.


Who is this 'tard?

terminal pharmacy 06.12.2007 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Who is this 'tard?


Pinko was a name for commies

pbradley 06.12.2007 12:14 AM

I know of several gay bombs.


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