Does Sonic Youth Masturbate?
 

And if so, how does it affect their relationships? For instance, does Kim get mad when Thurston cybers in a chat room? Or does Thurston get mad when he learns that Reena taught Kim a few things when he was gone?

Circle jerks. Duh.

of course not! Sonic Youth are pure! Kim was actually immaculately impregnated. much like mary magdelen (sp?)

mary was a liar.

What about the Circle Jerks? I used to have a song or two by them. Do they masturbate?

Yes and they get quite messy.

How does it affect their relationships?

ah the circle jerks (the band) kicked ass. i went to this hardcore show yesterday and i think a band played Red Tape by them.

nuh-uh! i swear, she told the troof!

i know she was a liar, because I FUCKED HER, goddamnit!

Well i'm sure, they learn to clean up after their own mess and get along in tight living quarters without any complaints.

Or they could clean up after each other?

They learn from experience. Good and bad.

Magdalen wasn't immaculately impregnated, goofuses.

no, but magdalene was.

umm no, actually that was Mary of Nazareth.

oh right, mary magdalene was the whore. SRY.

Fucking davinci code.

Actually there is no evidence in the Bible that Mary was a whore...all we know for sure is that she was a wealthy woman who financed the ministry of Jesus, and that seven devils were cast out of her.

and she fucked lots of people.

no you didnt! i did!!

well she was a total whore, let's just say we both did.

like me and you. not jesus. he was ugly.

agreed

he had pretty eyes.

That used to be my wallpaper for my latptop.

I beg to differ

The Bible doesn't talk about Mary fucking anybody.

hes got eyes as blue as an ocean. except hes butt ugly.

but look at the compassion he had for sheep

But a Godly beard.

Jesus knows no compassion.

What are you talking about? He has gloves of Mercy.

you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there.

Or so he thought!

"you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there."

No, you're making that up. Talk to some Bible scholars. They will tell you that you and cantankerous didn't fuck Mary.

uh... im pretty sure yr wrong. about as wrong as "bible scholars". they are idiots. here, i'll quote the bible.
Psalm 50 hundred, verse 12, line 16-18.
"And there lay mary, k-krack and cantankerous, in the throngs of sin, a threesome, thrusting and pulsing, sweaty bodies wreaking of sex and sexy."

Truly, one of David's weakest efforts.

First of all, Daycare Nation has started yet another ridiculously stupid thread. And secondly, yes Sonic Youth masturbate. A lot.

of course they masturbate!!!!!!!!!!

....while listening to rather ripped!