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MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 04:03 AM

The BNP's Nick Griffin is now a Master Race Chef
 
Here's one for the "you couldn't make it up" pile - well known Welshpool resident/fascist oaf Nick Griffin has now taken up doing his own cookery videos - the story be here: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...e-9048565.html

There's so much facepalm on offer here it's untrue - see his description of the etymolgy of the word "curry", for example. And you have to laugh at his insistence of using "British White potatoes".

Anyway, what's he going to serve up next - Fash browns? Codreanu and chips? Eton Messerschmidt?

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 04:09 AM

Mods - could you get rid of the extra "The" in the thread title? Ta muchly.

Genteel Death 01.10.2014 05:45 AM

I couldn't eat any food that's been cooked by someone who looks like that unless I was unaware of who cooked it. Look at those eyes. He's consumed by so much hatred and he probably doesn't even eat a proper meal because he placates his blood-thirsty self with unhealthy doses of booze which in turn make him stuff his face with British-born crisps all day, certainly not Caucasian potatoes.

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
I couldn't eat any food that's been cooked by someone who looks like that unless I was unaware of who cooked it. Look at those eyes. He's consumed by so much hatred and he probably doesn't even eat a proper meal because he placates his blood-thirsty self with unhealthy doses of booze which in turn make him stuff his face with British-born crisps all day, certainly not Caucasian potatoes.


^^^This. And also the fact that he spends all his time in Brussels eating and drinking his way through his MEP's expenses account, eating the distinctly un-English mussels and frites, and drinking plonk by the gallon (indigenous white wine only, though).

As for dietary habits, he's partial to a halal kebab or two - the BNP-friendly British "Democracy" Forum went into (hilarious) meltdown when this fact came about. So next time he whinges on about Islam, just remember that one. (See also former EDL leader chump "Tommy Robinson" and his hankering for halal Nando's in Luton).

As for his new-found catering "career", I don't think that the now-bankrupt Griffin will be giving UK chefs in general any sleepless nights at all...he's just a fash in a pan.

Genteel Death 01.10.2014 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
^^^This. And also the fact that he spends all his time in Brussels eating and drinking his way through his MEP's expenses account, eating the distinctly un-English mussels and frites, and drinking plonk by the gallon (indigenous white wine only, though).



Yeah, I bet he secretly belches in Dutch or something.

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 06:44 AM

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Yeah, I bet he secretly belches in Dutch or something.


Talking of which, I bet he's partial to Dutch waffles as well...or more likely, Dutch Waffens.

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 07:32 AM

(Can't rep you by the way, Genteel Death - ah crap).

stu666 01.10.2014 12:30 PM

Melly! Great to see you back here. I will get rid of the extra the when I'm at a PC (I can't do it from my phone). Wish I could delete Nick Griffin too...

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 12:35 PM

Cheers Stu!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.10.2014 12:42 PM

 

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 12:46 PM

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MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 12:47 PM

Griffin's new cookery book - "Who Are The Meat-Tenderisers?"

Toilet & Bowels 01.10.2014 04:11 PM

This sort of made my day

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 04:14 PM

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This sort of made my day


Have you seen the video of him reading a Christmas story that's doing the rounds? I think watching that would give me the urge to clean myself with mind bleach.

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 04:30 PM

..and here's Farmer Griffin reading said story: http://youtu.be/jreITHdm6NY

floatingslowly 01.10.2014 06:52 PM

I liked The The; especially Soul Mining.

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 07:29 PM

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I liked The The; especially Soul Mining.


Don't you mean "Soul Heiling"?

floatingslowly 01.10.2014 08:47 PM

javohl, Herr Doom.

MellySingsDoom 01.10.2014 09:27 PM

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javohl, Herr Doom.


 

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.11.2014 12:34 AM

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