Lightning Bolt On Carson Daly
 

I shit you not, friends. I recieved an email today saying that our dear friends LB are going to be on Carson Daly's late-night show in the next upcoming months sometime. It's not online yet, but around Thursday morning it will be. They're working it out.

What do you think they'll play?

Race back to Earth!

Now this I gotta see

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wow. this is strange.

you have got to be fucking kidding. they'll destroy the set and then piss on the ashes

i would love to see the email you got, schizo

actually now i'm kinda scared. this is one of the first signs of the apocolpyse. next cats will be laying with dogs

this is happening now man. yr boned.

i'd better start repenting now while there's still time

procrastanistic christian huh?

the email in plain text, straight outta gmail

HEY JADE

Brian XXXX@email.com <more options 8:08 1 hours ago

hey

whaddya know, lightning bolt is going to tear up miserable carson daly's set. turns out he's a fan. it'll be in the next upcoming months.

brian


and FYI, he's good friends with the cousin of one of my best friends i'm rather close to. we're in the same circle.

cool

what's next? the boredoms on the view?

maybe hair police on judge judy

wolf eyes on dr phil?

i knew this was inevitable, i just didnt think it would be this soon...

get ready- lightning bolt are gonna be the new beatles...

as soon as we pour LSD in the water supply...

lets make sure once the date is announced we make a thread and let everyone know....

haha wow this is crazy to think about

I can just imagine Lightning Bolt doing a killer performance while everyone in the audience either becomes deaf or has their hands over their ears.

so this being lightning bolt, does it mean they are going to set up and play in the middle of the audience?

if they don't, then it wouldn't be lightning bolt, now would it?

fuck that. they'll set up on top of carson dailys dead body

What!?
I hope the fucking turn the amps up as loud as possible. Destroy the audiences hope of ever hearing.
Damn, I can't believe this..What are we coming to!!?
LB. Carson Daly....how...why...uhhh...I feel sick..