What is or will be the name of your first born son??
 

Ive been thinking about this a lot lately. Mainly because I'm pregnant with a baby boy.

I'm thinking Royal Julius

Royal because I watch the Royal Tenenbaums too much, and what a fucking classy name to have.
And Julius because I've been reading up on Julius Ceasar a lot and he was one crass motherfucker that my son can only hope to be.

What are your thoughts or opinions?? My dad thinks that Royal would be a bad name because they'll make fun of him by saying "a royal pain in the ass", but i think my son will have enough brains to beat them up if that happens.

yeah Royal Julius is a great name if you want to get everyone's hopes up that there's a new and improved orange julius that's just been released.

how about Steve Buscemi?

and you're only 19? that's quite young to have a child! my mum was 33 when she had me hah.

I just asked my roommate and she said mango...

Uhh...

Sue Myurologist

yuck. steve buscemi is disgusting looking.

othello gene hackman obama

we'll blame that one on your hormones being shot.

whatever you do....DO NOT name them after a "tyrannical gawd of the monkeys" because you think it would be "funny", or you WILL regret it.

trust me on this.

well he's a decent actor in some good films. you asked for some names, you didn't say you were going to skin graph the faces of people with those names onto your bimbim.

but i'll get back to work on this.

well i was gonna name my kid King Louie, but now that I know that even a robot thinks its trashy... :(

what if my kid looks like this though?

ultimate irony?

Royale Julius with cheese?

I didn't say that it was trashy. I said that you would regret it.

some prophecies are better left unmade.

fixed. ^^^ just need nicfit to photoshop a 'fro onto that.

My surname is pretty hard to work with- you can usually only go with a short, biblical name- Daniel, David, whatever. I was thinking James, since it's my middle name and my dad's middle name, my grandfather's first name and my great-grandfathers first name. Sort of a traditional family name, I'm supposing?

That's a bit boring though. I may name him after a dinosaur. Then again if I stay with my current SEXUAL MATE then my first born son will be called Method Man.

Suck.

It's name will be SUCK.

First name: Alec Baldwin

Second Name: Stephen Baldwin

Last Name: William Baldwin

Parasite

Actually, I'll name my son Harry Partch Don Van Vliet John Fahey ... Cooley.

So your real name is "Daniel Pretty Hard To Work With"?
sexy.

Holy cooley would be a cool name for your son.