Where did it go?
 

I'm not 100% sure it even exists, or what it is, but I'm pretty certain it's not here now. Has anyone seen it?

Yeah, course it does. You just have to look in the right way. Sometimes even if you're looking the right way, you won't see it, because it's somewhere else.

I've seen it in the toilet a while ago.

That's what I hoped. But sometimes you wonder if it's all a scam, don't you?

Oh, of course. I think we all feel that from time to time. But, y'know, there's enough evidence to suggest otherwise. I think it has to be, really. If you think about it.

It isn't ALL a scam. Just the vast majority of it.

I found it.

You know they dehydrate themselves before compettition so they get their veins sticking out? And they're not actually that strong, or able to move? The vanity bodybuilders, that is. Quite fascinating as a... um... sport. Very few people care, there is very little money in it (unless you're at the very very top) but yet still people put themselves through years of agony for it. Most strange.

Every aspect of his appearance seems well planned out:

1. Icy glare
2. Moustache
3. Hair on his chest - it looks like little grassy valleys between his mountainous pecs and gently sloping abs.
4. Torn jock strap? WTF?

The moustache says it all really. It says "I'm a man. I'm a real man. I'm a man so real I don't sleep with girls, because they're all gooey. No. Real men are gay."

That reminded me of this website:

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

"What?"

The picture of that guy just confuses (and aroses ;) ) me more.

That is quite obviously because he is so well endowed that ordinary male support accessories cannot possibly be expected to contain him. Naturally, his preternaturally large penis requires a jock strap of steel.

Or he's got an especially rancid case of the clap.

I'm joining Iron Hymen. None of you men are going to touch me with your loveswords of death.

Pardon my stupidity, but is that actually a valid organization?

*I know it's a joke, but I'm appalled that the feds haven't lynched these people.

*Edit: The above was an edit, and I forgot to type 'edit.' It's way too fucking early.

Can you use the government's name in vain like that??

As an Englishman, I can vouch for the following: "While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick."