RIP Jeremy Clarkson
 

Ok, so this hasn't happened - yet. I'm thinking that we could start a grass-roots campaign to shame Clarkson into offing himself. Y'know, internet power and all that. Who's with me?

Needless to say, I'm in.

I just don't think he'd take any notice.

i will be there! can we throw in the other two as well??

I don't actually mind James May. I'd spare him but Hammond, definitely!

will it be slow, or shall they just be put out of their misery quickly? some kind of text vote via sky news should be in order.

I think they should both be forced to drive electric powered cars around a track filled with speed cameras, until they die.

I don't even fucking know who the fuck he fucking is. Ha!

He's an outspoken TV celebrity. Jon boy, Glice and Demonrail666 clearly don't like outspoken TV celebrities. Personally, I couldn't give a toss.

Hmm. Guess I don't watch enough TV.

Dam Glice didn't refer to him as either a "prick" or "cunt" this guy must be some kind of a dirtbag probably along the lines Morton Downey....

There's outspoken TV celebrities and there's the very slurry of human existence, nudging everything that's good and holy into the eternal abyss of damnation, cursing all of humanity with them.

So, as a for instance, Jamie Oliver fits into the former category; Clarkson, meanwhile, the latter.

a rep worthy post that.

i would like to see clarkson read tolstoy out loud while riding a moped over a minefield.

Nah.

Where does jonboy fit into all this?

Where does jonboy fit into all of this?

i can film it as part of a channel 4 mini documentary series called 'clarkson's capers'.

Oh, dear. Does one need to get a life?

Just asking?

It's clear some users of the net suffer from delusions of grandeur, as they feel they can make or break anyone in showbiz on a whim by simply posting either a positive or negative view of them. The opinions of sociopaths with personal agendas on the net seriously means squat, and the more people take their unhinged prattle less seriously, the better.

Wise words.

Does getting a life involve being obsessed with my appearance and continuing to talk about records that predate your audience by at least 20 years?

Keeping it simple - I appreciate that you're a tory - that's fine. The fact that you're a cunt is slightly less fine.