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The sexually oriented threads continue.Any thoughts or experiences to share?I have no experience of it myself and am not willing to either.

apart from ocasional fucking, i'm totally asexual.










haha, or not.

This has hardly to do with proper "sex" but once a friend of mine heated a car key with his lighter in front of my eyes, and he put the incandescent key on the back of my right hand, and I, knowing that the key was fu*king hot, did not move a muscle, and actually quite enjoyed the pain (branding style)...the only drawback was that for a year and a half I had this key-like mark on my right hand. hard to explain to my parents, too.

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I would never do this shit.

i went out with a girl who was a real masochist once, it was kind of fun for a while, but then it got weird and she would say all this kind of disturbing stuff during sex, which would slightly kill the mood. luckily, because she was into being degraded i could just tell her to shut up.

The closer i ever got to something like that was this guy who was into role playing and insisted on me wearing a pair of black trousers during sex and he wanted me to call him names.I wasn't into that at all as i can't take role playing seriously.

He didn't see the funny side of me leaving,let's put it this way.

people who take sex seriously and can't see the funny side of it turn me off

I find role-playing to be hilarious and not much of a turn-on, but I do love the outfits and gear involved. Judicious use of pain and force can be very exciting if you're with the right person(s).

look who's turned up to lower the tone (savage clone)

The funny side i find exactly because of the seriousness that some of these people attach to having sex.It's a tricky one as i'm quite fascinated by mental violence with the right person rather than the whole ceremony of dressing up.

That's just what I do.

indeed, you are the SY board's very own advocate of perversion.

Having "funny sex" or "serious sex", is determined by the size of your cock and the amount of energy you put into it.
Enough said.

In that case i've mostly had a good time so far.

Translation:
If you're exceptionally well-endowed, you can tie your cock into a knot for BIG LAFFS!

Do any of you perverts talk while having sex?

Yes, but only if you dress in the appropriate boy scout outfit.