How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
 

Pick it up and suck it off.

hahha, nice one, nice one! Repped

i was gonna say kick it in the balls, but i guess if you're into that sort of thing, go for it.

I hope you rot in hell.

Dogs are fucking weird. My friend's dog always tries to hump my leg, then when I kick it off it gets all mad and attacks me. This is a dog I call Lucifer by the way ahhaah.

haha we use to play this game...well it was only a yr or so back, were we all stand on the BBQ and the dog is on heat, and someone has to jump down and go get something, but the dog will go after you and start humping. Its legs would wrap around you so tight you felt like you were doomed.

And another time, we got my friends dog to hump my friend curled in a ball to the music of that chick who sang the milkshake song..but her second release

Show it your teeth, and if that doesn't help... kick it in the nuts.

Think about flowers until he's done. Then go cry.

wank it off.

or yourself:p

or bananans hahahmagein that