so I just joined one of those dating sites
 

I'm saying it's just for fun. Has anyone honestly ever joined, not as a joke?

My friend did and he met the girl of his dreams about 2 weeks later (really.. a girl that pays for everything while he sits on his ass; I wonder what his description in his advert was!).

i'll be your date phoenix!!! although i am 1000k away

Yeah I'd date cha, baby girl.

..I went on a date last night, it was weird. Haha. She taught me how to play pool.

I totally don't need to find someone that will pay for everything for me! (I kind of feel a bit like that at the moment, even though I'm trying my best to get a real job. It's complicated and too much to go into on here. )

I'd be happy with someone I just connect with a little more. :confused:

you have a girlfriend!

I have a boyfriend.. kind of. at the moment. technically.

Well, I like French art films, I have $20,000, I like shibari, I am something of a shitty artist.. I'd even listen to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs with you if it makes you happy. LET'S GO!

you didn't know how to play pool :confused:

It has been so long since I've played billiards with a guy. :(

actually from what I know of you, I'd date you for like 3 months and we'd have lots of (great)sex and then I think we'd be ace friends and nothing more. I think you'd get sick of explaining what you've watched that week to me, and putting up with my lack of interest in gore, and I'd get annoyed at how easy it is for you to just sit down and create whatever is on yr mind.

hahahaha.

You're probably right... in fact, that kinda makes me more attracted to you, that you've kinda figured me out. Only one girl has ever figured me out in some way, I kinda play games with people.

Also, you're a great artist! I just.. I think my thing is, I just do things, I don't think about them, I just do them and that's it, I put them out there, I don't stop to think or to edit myself, my works are like brain vomit.

And, no, I'd never played pool. But I was a fucking natural at it when I did play it. I love it. I love bowling more though..

am scared

yeh, I like that about you, because I can't do it.. But I think it would also piss me off in the end. You know..

one of those nights where I'm cramming to get things finished for an exhibition and yr all "im going to make a movie"

and two hours later come out with this epic splurge of exactly what you did (or didn't but it happens to be right) want it to be

and Im still sitting there in front of 17 almost finished pieces, half drunk, covered in black pastels and hating you.

it would be like ordering a pepsi and getting a coke.

haha.

I think I just figured out why so many people are frustrated/jealous/annoyed with me, in real life. I work too fast.

You know, I'd work way faster if I didn't post here. I've been trying to edit this scene for 2 hours but I keep talking on here haha.

It looks like one of those TXT adds they have on tv late at night that cost 9.95 a month or whatever..

I joined eharmony. So far, it's just like filling out 10 facebook quizes and JUST as unfulfilling.

I've currently rejected a guy named Mike because one of his three biggest "Im greatful for"'s was "Pizza".

ouch.

:(

I hate coke, I like pepsi max. It's the only soda I drink and only at the drive in.

HAHAHA.

I am going to paraphrase that quote for my next film or something. That's hilarious.

I wouldn't hate you for it if you were my friend. Only if we were dating. I thnik.

I'm not even joking.

oh well, I was talking about how it'd be for slavo.

that love meet thing is from GTA IV, I didn't join any of those sites irl.