Ethiopian penguin is knighted
 

oh wait, i think he's Norwegian

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids...m7RT5l Ap0g--

King penguin Nils Olav receives a Knighthood from the Norwegian King's Guard during a ceremony at Edinburgh zoo , Scotland August 15, 2008. Edinburgh Zoo penguin Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King's Guard since the 1980s and was made Honorary Colonel-in-Chief in 2005

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Decora...874088372.jpg/

YEAH, PEnguins!!!!
mised that little bastards the last days


http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...hlight=penguin

this is great news for penguins everywhere

Mark my words, one day penguins will rule this world:

even if they look cute:
they are tough as fuck





and...there is a lot of em...BREEDING:

Inbreeding nonetheless.

I especially like the peng-anal-chain in the upper left part of the picture. somebody should tell them that it isnt just for the fun of it...its for conquering the world

Only in Scotland, only in Scotland....

check the guys who dropped the stash in the snow!!!!

ahahahahahaahha!
I wonder why penguins are so funny.

this is fucked up.

he's also the head of the army.

and they gave him a badge. a BADGE. with a ribbon on it. a PURPLE ribbon.

PENGUINS DON'T LIVE IN MOTEHRFUCKING NORWAY.


they live with santa in antarctica fyi.

that looks like hes been nuked away, but he likes it

What, you mean that Santa DOES exist? Dad Melly always told me that "Santa" couldn't haul ass across Times Square, let alone all round the world. Daaadd! :(

You know what this means? Tonight, I'll be breaking out the roast turkey, cranberry sauce, red wine and the quintessential Xmas album - Phil Spector's Angry Christmas:

BESTHREADEVAR LAWLSLAWLSLAWLS

!!!!!!!
ohmegauwd

it's a trap.