Hoboes
 

I am Cheesequake O'Lennox. Discuss.

I am Lady Marmalade Anael Zamboni.

Pallo Bodkins, at your service.

Nice to meet you, Pallo. Here is a lint sweater I made.

haha, what?

Ah, thanks Cheesecake, your me bessie mate. You fancy splitting a beer?

Samuel, pick a hobo name.

Here is John Hodgman reading a list of 700 hobo names to choose from:

http://www.archive.org/download/700H...Hobo_Names.mp3

These are found in his book, The Areas of My Expertise. Here is a link to his site:

http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/

Here are a bunch of pictures of hoboes, inspired by the list:

http://www.flickr.com/groups/700hoboes/

Who are we waiting for? Is he definitely coming?

I don't know. Let's go. To the rails.

Fuck the winos!

Ride the rails for a while, sounds good. I'll entertain you with my harmonica.

hahah alright


I like him

I'll use a creamed corn can as a drum!

Hey, here comes Randal Mouth-Harp!

and by him
I mean

Venomous Bryon

Wow, man, this is gonna be beautiful, that's for sure. We might be able to make a few bucks offa this gig.

Hey, it's Venomous. Howdy man.

They can pay me in lint, for all I care.

Hey, man, if a bag 'o' lint cheers you then that's cool. Me, I want ma cider money. Ol' cidy does it for me ev'ry time.

Shit man! The ticket guy's a-comin!

That never ceases to crack me up!

Can I perform my interpretive dance comparing and contrasting Burger King and McDonalds?

hey, friend...corse y'can, along to the band yeah? We'll play a good ol' fashioned hobo stomp. A-one, a-two, a-one two three four!