i'm hot and sweaty

I'm just horny....

I just had the most wonderful fish-based dinner evah with an amazing dessert and delicious wine.

where am I?

has anyone seen my dog? :(

I just had a WoW flashback. Thanks floaty.

pussy?

I'm slowly losing my hard-on....
Thank you !!!

no problem. it's what i'm here for.

You potty mouthed blond(e)!











Are you implying that you did bring that kitten to the restaurant, in the end??

i lost my shit when the fat dude ran down and joined them

the world needs more people like that

a) in my defense i'm only kind of blonde
b) we tried, those fucking yellows wouldn't pay us anything for it though

I have a serious appreciation for people who can dance. Thumbs up from the bunny for the Sasquatch guy.

Cinder blondes are the best kind of blondes. Not sure this applies to you (and it's not that relevant anyway in this case).

as for the b) , try and tell them that cats have 9 lives, so they could serve him 9 times, 9 dishes should be worth something...


c) I'm too happy tonight, hope this won't vanish next morning (I'm not drunk, so it's not dizziness or anything like that).

it does apply but only to the ends of my hair
i don't do business with people who don't speak english. the kitty is MINEEEEE

I have a headache, I get them all the time when I go to my girlfriend's. Reason being is we always lie on her bed and lying on beds for a period of time makes my head hurt haha.