that`s me and my guitar
i am from austria and 30 years old and play some music

cheers mike

i think your guitar's broken

i know for a fact that yr guitar is broken and i bet it still sounds awesome fierce... welcome hubre.








if they're not lee's, i don't want them.

I am unfamiliar with all of you.

I am ChocolateJesus.
I am the same age as Jenna Jameson.
I never refer to music as "jams".
I was born near the home of the clay used to make Frankoma Pottery.
I practice hereticide, despite my love of black metal.
I like it when you see accidental boob or ass. It is sexier that way.

jesus was black, you racist.

Of course I am. You ageist?

repped for successful use of a manifesto.

christ, you had to use your sin reading tricks.

yes, yes i am no saint.

but she was 50 years old and had bad breathe, what could i do?

You do what any god-fearing man would. Turn the bitch around, get to work, and when you are done, yell *zoinks* - then run from the room before she turns around for a chat. Leave a fiver on the dining room table, and never think of it again.

Wordeth.

Love,
ChocolateJesus

cant you make a miracle instead?

That is the miracle. You get to bang a fiftygenarian with halitosis for only five bucks. Whaddaya want from me? Its always take, take, take with you mortals. geez.

i know you make good use of church collected money,
but i dont need to pay for sex, you sick fuck.

goddamn austria kicks ass!!! welcome Mike!

so jesus was a goyisher schvartze who talked like a balebatisheh yiden who shep nachas in saving a little aroisgevorfene gelt and took his own name in vain... geh vas.

dont be so hard on him...
the guy is product of a incestous relationship.
and his mother was nicknamed "virgin" mary.
i know we should have crucified him upside down, but hey...

Jesus probably looked much more like Osama Bin Laden than any self-respecting cracka will want to admit.

<<<<< self-deprecating goyisher belgisch, not a 'cracka'...

Spoken like a true virgin. We all pay for sex. Everyone. The currency is the only variable.

i'll keep jerking off then.

probably for the best.