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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 01.31.2008 11:30 PM

Ever try out something sexually kinky and just end up laughing?
 
A few years ago I let a girlfriend of mine whip me and I just couldn't stop laughing. It hurt a little bit, but I don't know, it just made me laugh. It really disturbed her that I was laughing.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:31 PM

No, and I don't talk to myself either.

uhler 01.31.2008 11:33 PM

when one of my ex's was talking dirty to me i started to laugh. she then hit me and threw me on the couch.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:34 PM

Did you hit her back?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 01.31.2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
No, and I don't talk to myself either.


You don't talk to yourself? Don't you find yourself interesting?

gmku 01.31.2008 11:36 PM

One bad habit is enough.

Cantankerous 01.31.2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
You don't talk to yourself? Don't you find yourself interesting?

you'd think he would, what with his age and all

uhler 01.31.2008 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
Did you hit her back?


now i was still laughing and then i fell asleep.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:40 PM

that's always my reaction when somebody hits me.

gmku 01.31.2008 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
you'd think he would, what with his age and all


I'm endlessly fascinating to my selves.

Cantankerous 01.31.2008 11:45 PM

yay
time for a ben gay rub yet?

gmku 01.31.2008 11:48 PM

Ben Gay?

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent."


The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!"



The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!"


The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member.


The man says, "I'm gonna need some Ben Gay cream."


The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on THAT are you?"


"Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up."

Cantankerous 01.31.2008 11:57 PM

HA HA.

no seriously, do you have any werther's originals? my mouth is really dry.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 02.01.2008 12:53 AM

the answer is yes, and that is all.

Inhuman 02.01.2008 12:57 AM

hahaha yes. I love those moments. And I love seeing the expressions on their faces when you start laughing too.

✌➬ 02.01.2008 12:58 AM

Haven't gotten there yet.

Everyneurotic 02.01.2008 01:00 AM

i'll just say i'm ticklish.

✌➬ 02.01.2008 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
i'll just say i'm ticklish.


Me too, I am the most ticklish guy ever. No one can ever touch my on my whole left side, also my back.

Cantankerous 02.01.2008 01:10 AM

yeah i suppose
what strikes me though is that people are so serious about sex and whatnot. i mean, come on. it's supposed to be fun. what a great moment it is when you both burst out laughing. enjoy it, no point in getting embarassed.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.01.2008 01:11 AM

my sides right above my waste (the love handle area) are really really super ticklish, especially the closer you get to my legs and my crotch


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