Apparently God is Jesus' son
 

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

I don't even know why I try these, I wish I found one that would argue with me.

Me:
are you the son of Jesus
God:
Yes I am the one and only son of Jesus.
Me:
No you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
"Shut the fuck up"
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
right
God:
Are you serious? I wasn't?
Me:
fuck off?
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
nigger fag?
God:
Tell me a story.

1
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
doesn religion aprove of anal sex?
God:
it is more fun alone.


2Me:
yes i like anuses
God:
Pardon me? You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

3Me:
god, are you gay?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so definately....
God:
That's cool. What makes you so certain.
Me:
the christian part
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.

me: im out of here im going to buy a case of wine and drink most of it
god: i don't give a shit
me: neither do it but keep your crucifixions to yourself

God listens to Kraftwerk

god's a genious

Me: So...Am I on the naught or nice list?
God: Groovy. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: But which list am I on?
God:The blue one, I think.
Me:So the nice one?
God:Yikes! Which one is that?
Me:The blue one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the blue one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the one next to the green one.
God:I think I know that one.
Me:good.
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me:which fucking list I am on.
God:The large one, I think.
Me:so the nice blue large one?
God:Aw. Which one is that?
Me:the nice blue large one.
God:Which one is that?
Me:the one next to the naught small green one.
God:I think I know that one.
Me:good.
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Fuck you, santa!

Me:
What have you bought Jesus for his birthday?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
Are you sure he will appreciate that?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Error.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Error.

Me:
My godfather thinks that as long as you believe in Jesus you'll go to Heaven. Is it really that easy?
God:
Do robots have godfather thinks that as long as me believe in Jesus me will go to Heaven? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Could you ask him for me? I'm sure he's nearer to you.
God:
I will ask him next time he is here. I see. nearer to me is he?
Me:
Quite RLY
God:
Perhaps. Who are you talking about?
Me:
John Lennon.
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
I wasn't aware of that.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Don't Catholics piss you off? With the whole changing of the bible whenever they feel like it...
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. That sounds like a plan.

I am currently inserting Catholic bias into this thread.

Me:
God, are you wise?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ALLAh.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
ALLAH.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ALLAH.
God:
It's good to meet you, ALLAH.
Me:
BUDDAH AND YOU CAN SUCK IT.
God:
"it" being ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH?
Me:
GO AHEAD SUCK ALLAH. YOU FAKE.
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. I might. I haven't heard anything like that before: ALLAH said I FAKE.

I wish I could rep god. What an awesome way to end a conversation.

Me:
nigger
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
it's from the fast and the furious
God:
nigger is from the fast and the furious? it is?
Me:
yes, bruce wayne says nigger a lot
God:
How do you know it is? I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
okay, so you were racist god
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
yeah, because you said bruce wayne says nigger a lot
God:
When? Good reason. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
you told me that fuck
God:
I said that? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
BITCH PLZ
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.



Me:
would you care for a warm glass of tea, God?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to care for a warm glass of tea God.

...I just want to break this thing.

WHOREOHSCOPE, you post too damn much.

Get a life, biatch!

You can rep god..because here he is.