Build a new tower of Babel.

That's debatable. One could certainly be cheered up by a prank involving all 3 of those items.

or the one could be killed in a lot of differet ways involving just one of these items

Problem solving is not without it's risks.

Solve the problem of induction with Super Glue, Shoe Goo, or duct (or gaffer) tape.

Eh, I wasn't serious. The statement was just a way for me to post so I could pass Cantankers(retired) in post count for this thread.

cunt!

now you are the boss here, sonic?

Boss, oh no. Not in the least. I'm just killing time.

for $200 anyone can conceive a god on video

i need money, josh. can you fix that with super glue?

Get a job in a hardware store?

not quite my style.

damn, i need sixty more posts in here until im' the queen.

I might be able to if I had enough super glue (sticky bandits), but alas, I'm also lacking funds.

Have you told your mom about NY yet?
I've got a job shooting my mom's friend's daughter's kid, so there's 50 bucks in the pot!

(I apologize in advance for the lame joke)

That's kind of lean for a hit isn't it? Leon got 10 grand a man, but no women or children.

No apologies for my version of the lame joke.

On second thoughts...

I lol'd.

I do it for 30, need the money, haha