have you ever shit yrself?
 

i saw a man do it last night. fucking hell. alcohol is bad.

urgh no!
i did know a boy who did once.... he got really drunk/high aged about 15 and had to be physically carried home from the party (admittedly he lived about 2 minutes away) and when they got him in he shit himself....

i used to shit myself until i was 8.

i was in camp once and i shat myself, my shit came down my pants and it fell on the floor, teacher stepped in it

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to king_buzzo again.

I once saw an old guy in a Tallahassee mall's parking lot removing shit from his ass with his fingers beside his car. This happened in the afternoon, totally out in the open. High school girls were at once humored and disgusted, calling their friends immediately to tell them, "You won't believe the shit I just saw at the mall!"

eeeeeewwww.....!!!!

noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

i don't remember this happening to me-- ever. i have very early memories of sitting in the crapper, on the other hand. i was precocious.

but what about juicy farts? you know, the kind that comes out with a wet, squishy noise.

Why am I reading this thread? What is wrong with me?

I have not.
I make up for this lack of embarrassment via cape-ownership.

do you have to ask? you spend a lot of time here in the first place... :D

(and, i might add-- who are you asking? the pot? the kettle? just look at the rest of us...)

times 2

i farted once and followed thru.
i wasnt drunk.
had a shower/changed me jocks.
felt a little embarassed.
then saw the funny side.

no, but here's a little anecdote for you;
when i was about two i wiped my ass on my parent's footboard and the shit ate the varnish off.

sharting???

yeah i guess.

Proof that even at an early age you were made of strong stuff.

damn straight.

That reminded me of a story.
This happened when two of my brothers (Mike and Sam) were much younger. They are only a year apart in age. Sam was still in diapers, and Mike was being potty-trained. Mike was sitting on the toilet after having taken a crap, and he couldn't yet wipe himself. He kept yelling my mom's name so that she could come wipe him, but she was outside and couldn't hear him. Rather than going outside to get her, Sam (the younger one), decided he could wipe Mike himself. As soon as he did it though, he knew he had done something wrong. He went outside to get my mom. When she found Mike still sitting on the toilet, he had poop smeared all up his back.

I think this is the only way to deal with a shitsurprise. Humo[u]r. If you become mortified, you might as well just shit yourself again.

I've never done this as a poet-3-year-old, but, according to statistics, I will. I will do my best to make sure it happens in a crowded square of some sort.

I just noticed I made a type, but I think I prefer "poet" to "post" so poet it shall remain...

Whenever you are going to get drunk make sure to have a towel handy in case you shit yourself. Sometimes toilet paper just doesn't cut it. So don't forget when Towelie says it's important to keep yout butt clean at all times.

Wanna get high?

I shit myself in my sleep about a year and a half ago.

ok well thanks guys, about enough material here to keep me jacking off for at least a week.