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k-krack 07.30.2006 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i know she was a liar, because I FUCKED HER, goddamnit!


no you didnt! i did!!

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-krack
no you didnt! i did!!

well she was a total whore, let's just say we both did.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
and she fucked lots of people.


like me and you. not jesus. he was ugly.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
well she was a total whore, let's just say we both did.

agreed

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:12 PM

 


he had pretty eyes.

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:13 PM

That used to be my wallpaper for my latptop.

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 11:14 PM


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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
he had pretty eyes.

I beg to differ
 

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:14 PM

The Bible doesn't talk about Mary fucking anybody.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
 


he had pretty eyes.


hes got eyes as blue as an ocean. except hes butt ugly.

Cantankerous 07.30.2006 11:16 PM

 



but look at the compassion he had for sheep

acousticrock87 07.30.2006 11:17 PM

 


But a Godly beard.

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 11:17 PM

 


Jesus knows no compassion.

acousticrock87 07.30.2006 11:18 PM

What are you talking about? He has gloves of Mercy.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
The Bible doesn't talk about Mary fucking anybody.


you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there.

drrrtyboots 07.30.2006 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87
What are you talking about? He has gloves of Mercy.

 


Or so he thought!

Daycare Nation 07.30.2006 11:21 PM

"you just havent read the bible. theres three or four psalms dedicated to it. her fucking me and cantankerous...its there."

No, you're making that up. Talk to some Bible scholars. They will tell you that you and cantankerous didn't fuck Mary.

k-krack 07.30.2006 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Daycare Nation
No, you're making that up. Talk to some Bible scholars. They will tell you that you and cantankerous didn't fuck Mary.


uh... im pretty sure yr wrong. about as wrong as "bible scholars". they are idiots. here, i'll quote the bible.
Psalm 50 hundred, verse 12, line 16-18.
"And there lay mary, k-krack and cantankerous, in the throngs of sin, a threesome, thrusting and pulsing, sweaty bodies wreaking of sex and sexy."

Lipslikewindows 07.31.2006 07:57 AM

Truly, one of David's weakest efforts.

kingcoffee 08.01.2006 08:23 AM

First of all, Daycare Nation has started yet another ridiculously stupid thread. And secondly, yes Sonic Youth masturbate. A lot.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.01.2006 10:10 AM

of course they masturbate!!!!!!!!!!

....while listening to rather ripped!


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