My new BC8 through 2 Kaoss pads
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Operator: Hi. I'm Christy. What's your name, honey?
Gillian: Er... Um... John. Operator: John what? Gillian: Ummm...John Do..Do..Doberman. Operator That's an interesting name. What is it? Gillian: (mumbles)... fictional... Operator: What did you say? Gillian: I, I, I said its... Phoenician. Operator: Oh come on. What's your real name? Gillian: It's Gillian. Operator: Oh Yeah?!? How did ya finally get off that island? Gillian: No, I said Gillian! Operator: I'm just teasing ya honey. So what did ya call for? So, you're interested in "Love", huh? Gillian: Yeah, that's right. Very interested, if you know what I mean. Operator: Oh yeah. I know what you mean. You want "LOVE", don't you? Gillian: YEAH, YEAH. LOVE, LOVE. Do you know where I can get some? Operator: Sure, baby, I know where you can get some. The question is how bad do you want it? Gillian: I want it real bad. Operator: How bad is bad? Gillian: Let me put it this way. If I was a cat, I'd be cleaning myself. Operator: O.K., I get it. Anyway, if you want the real thing, I'll give you another number to call, o.k.? Gillian: Yeah, O.k. And I can get the kind of Love I'm looking for there? Operator: Oh yes. You'll never feel so loved. The number is 39-6004. Oh come on little buddy, you know you didn't call for a conversation. You should at least be honest with yourself. Gillian: Well...I suppose you're right about that. Operator: Sure I am. If you aren't honest with yourself, you'll lose touch with reality. Gillian: Wow. That's truly profound. By the way, what do you look like? What are you wearing? Operator: What would you say if I told you I was 5'10" with long straight blonde hair, and my measurements were 38-24-36. Gillian: I'd probably say something like "shwinggg!" Operator: And what if I told you I was wearing a black leather teddy and thigh-high boots? Gillian: If that were the case, I'd probably say "gulp" or something similar. Operator: And if you said that, I'd probably counter with "Oooh, I wish you were here with me now. I'm sooo lonely!" or some derivation thereof. Gillian: Is that right? Operator: But, that wouldn't be very honest. Gillian: What do you mean? You're not a beautiful sexy blonde? Operator: Oh sure I am. I'm more beautiful and sexier than you can imagine! Gillian: Then what do you mean about not being honest? Operator: I mean that I would rather perform toenail surgery on myself than be alone with you. Gillian: Oh... Operator: I'm so glad we had this conversation. It sounded like you needed to take a reality check. Bye now, and better luck with Mary Ann. (Hangs Up) Gillian: Toenail surgery?!? Damn! ...I've been had! Metal Gear: You were deceived? Women will do that if you give them the chance |
at work plays bardo pond's "set and setting" and one old finnish dude came to ask what's that cool music.
so another soul saved. |
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Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjZq6KM4Co4 |
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Mannnn, Death are so good!
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6 Organs Of Admittance - The Manifestation |
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Public Image Ltd. - The Order of Death
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J Dilla - Donuts
pretty much obsessed by this record these last days ... |
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oh fuck you and your record-listening brilliance |
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