Anne Rice

Who is yr favorite athlete ever?

rodey mullen

when's the last time you cried and why?
oh yeah. i went there

ffs i've never cried.

have you ever fucked on a plane?

hundreds of times (no)

what colour is yr swim suit?

blue and brown

when was the last time you said "i love you"?

to touch me recently!

did you ever play sports as a kid?

yes.

what was your favorite movie five years ago?

austin powers

eat me?

quite gladly.

have you jumped off some kind of building before?

yes.

i can't think of a question, will you make one up for me?

nice save. so no.

why is cantankerous so fuckin green-haired?

drugs.
what was the song first you remember loving as a little kid?

edit- i apoligise for my illiterate typing skills birthday buddy

The first what?

No problem. Let's see then..."Jelly Man Kelly" as sung by James Taylor when he was on Sesame Street.

Does your blood have the consistency of Kool-Aid?

of course it does.

have you eaten mexican food in a different country?

yeah. mexico.

did i HURT YOUR FEELINGS?!

kinda!!!

will you stop being so mean??

NO!!!!

Fine. I Dont Wanna Play This Game With You Anymore

John or Paul?