Tucker Carlson
 

What a choad.

ha

that stupid bowtie.

i detested him back in the day when he had a pbs show-- surely he was given that slot to appease the fund-cutting republican congress. is he still there? he sucked, oh so terribly.

then there was his debacle at... cnn was it?

i was hoping he'd be extinct by now. apparently not?

He has a daily show on MSNBC, but he has done away with the bowtie.

He was recently on one of those reality shows, So You Think You can Dance, I think it was called. He was voted off on the first episode.

I use MSNBC for background noise sometimes, so I see him fairly often. He has a knack for asking his guests just those questions that I imagine are burning in the minds of the lowest common denominator. It's as if he's trying to say the stupidest things possible at all times.

Anyway, I think he's a libertarian. He has a sort of holier-than-thou attitude towards his party, as if he's the paragon of Republicanism and the evangelicals and neo-cons have got it all wrong. Whatever. I'll take a bible-thumper any day over a douchebag like him.

See, no bowtie. Instead, he's rockin' the slightly unbottoned shirt look and topping it off with frat-boy shaggy hair.

Also, every time I see him on TV, I think to myself: "Do WHAT to her carlson?"

bowtie or no bowtie, he still looks like an intolerable fucking wanker.

and on a separate note, i just wanted to say it's good to have you back on the board.

can bite my wang along with all the other righty/lefty 'newsertainment' dickheads.

Thanks, man. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy. :)

Do you guys remember when he was on Crossfire, on CNN?

He used to get schooled by your statesman Noumenal, James Carville.

And of course you all remember when Jon Stewart was the guest?

Yeah. Crossfire is worthless. Everything Jon Stewart said when he came on was right on, but he seemed really nervous out of his element.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql-trzw5Uls

I'd never heard of this Carlson chappie, but a search led me to the youtube clips of him being decimated by the ever-excellent Stewart.

Jesus christ, this man is a moronic, ignorant fucking imbecile.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=02_nC9B0vvU

Every single thing he says, a) contradicts himself, b) is such an obvious "name-dropping" type thing; "I love Canadians," "Canadians are a smart people," "I was backpacking across Nova Scotia." and c) is extraordinarily ignorant of him (I'm sure you can find plenty of examples, "eh.")

i hear he gives horrible blowjobs.

really, i think he's scum.